Guild Wars 2 previews its next raid boss, and it’s a horror sloth

Are you ready to jump into battle against the next raid boss in Guild Wars 2? The team previewed the next boss on the regular Friday Guild Chat livestream, and it…

Wait a minute. That’s a sloth. Some sort of horror sloth. Some… giant evil sloth monster? No. Wait. This is not all right. This is somehow worse than if you just made an enormous spider or something. This is not permitted, ArenaNet. This is not acceptable.

Oh, no, it comes with sloth-grub companions alongside it? How did you make sloths horrifying? That’s it, we’re out. The old stream can be viewed on Twitch, this is not all right, why would you cross a sloth with a grub. What would possess you to do that. Good night.

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BritoBruno
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ManastuUtakata I’m for sure watching this. And i’m in love with the bunny.

distaste
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rhaps85 ApathyCurve No it really isn’t.The best thing the game has going for it is the combat system, but that doesn’t hold up well when everything backing it is either mediocre or just plain bad. The class balance has been nothing short of abysmal since launch.  Their raid design is just bad, “How do we make this hard? Let’s put a timer on it!”. Their continued push for esports has ruined SPvP. Their complete lack of support for dungeons and WvW has left a good portion of the game rotting. Then lets not forget what a mess most of the mechanics in the game are. How many times has ArenaNet put out a patch that is either 1 step forward and 2 steps back or something that even on paper the community knows is a terrible decision with zero, or worse, benefit to the game.

Don’t worry though! Next patch they have some great things coming that will fix everything! They just can’t talk about that right now. :P

If you want Raiding or dungeons then do WoW or FFXIV. If you want story then do FFXIV or SWTOR. If you want PvP pretty much any other MMO out there, even those aren’t great but are still better lol.

Sazri
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Sazri

mmonerd That won’t save you. Slothasor will still find you. Eventually.

Sazri
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Sazri

All hail Slothasor! Our new lord and master!!

ManastuUtakata
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ManastuUtakata

PS: Not plugging this movie, but I am surprised no one posted this yet.

ManastuUtakata
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ManastuUtakata

I see yesterday was a slooooooooowwwwww day. o.O

ManastuUtakata
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ManastuUtakata

DasBenty Quincha Eliot_Lefebvre Qarran 
*Puts down the cup of cup of frothy mocha when said consumed contents exists the Gnome nostrils, after reading this first thing in the morning after reading this*
…you owe me a new monitor. :(

Yitani
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rhaps85 ApathyCurve I have played for quite awhile (not as much as you rhaps ) but the expansion really was shit in my view.

uller30
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uller30

Cant say im angry that i stopped playing and do the login game now wee

SoMuchMass
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SoMuchMass

All game is end game.