Are you ready to jump into battle against the next raid boss in Guild Wars 2? The team previewed the next boss on the regular Friday Guild Chat livestream, and it…
Wait a minute. That’s a sloth. Some sort of horror sloth. Some… giant evil sloth monster? No. Wait. This is not all right. This is somehow worse than if you just made an enormous spider or something. This is not permitted, ArenaNet. This is not acceptable.
Oh, no, it comes with sloth-grub companions alongside it? How did you make sloths horrifying? That’s it, we’re out. The old stream can be viewed on Twitch, this is not all right, why would you cross a sloth with a grub. What would possess you to do that. Good night.
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