Perfect Ten: Terminology the MMORPG genre needs

MMOs, like any other hobby, have their own terminology. We have the term “newb” for new players, “noob” for players who aren’t actually new but still make new player mistakes, and “n00b” if you want to sound like an insufferable weirdo from the aughts. But we also have a lot of terminology that just plain doesn’t work any more for a variety of reasons, like “pay-to-win” and “hardcore” and so forth.

That does not, however, mean that we do not need our specialized terminology. Indeed, while some of our older vocabulary is not up to the tasks of modern games, I think a great deal could be accomplished just by adding some new words to our lexicon. So let’s create some brand-new terms (or codify existing ones) so that we can, in fact, have shared words to describe scenarios that we encounter on a regular basis.

For obvious example...

1. Gankbox

Noun: A game wherein the primary focus is finding and murdering other players, and every other system focuses on supporting the act of finding and murdering other players.

This sort of game usually advertises itself as a sandbox, but the fact of the matter is that sandboxes don’t need the negative association. It’s a game without any goal beyond finding your fellow players and killing them, with every single action tilted toward either doing precisely that or facilitating murder in some fashion. It’s the sort of game that insists you have to have open and constant PvP because otherwise what will you do — not let players murder one another?

EVE Online could arguably be called a gankbox at times, but it has enough high-security spaces that the effect is heavily blunted, so at best it creeps in by the outside definition. Pretty much any sandbox game claiming to go back to the pre-Trammel days of Ultima Online qualifies, though.

2. Whineboy

Noun: A player who spends a great deal of play time within a single game while loudly complaining about how terrible the game is.

Complaining, in and of itself, is fine. We all have things to complain about. But as I write this, I’m only a few hours removed from watching someone inside Final Fantasy XIV complaining that the game has no content requiring coordinated groups which has the potential to wipe out the unprepared… while having never cleared any Savage content or any EX Primals past Ravana. This player is clearly paying a subscription fee just to complain to an audience about the game he’s playing.

In other words, this isn’t about complaining. This is about someone whose clear joy in life is just complaining while playing the game. A fanboy for whining, in short.

Of course, later it would have very different problems. Ahem.

3. Keyclog

Verb: To offer so many beta keys or early access keys that they become worthless and unwanted.

Let’s say that I’m at a street corner and I’m proudly offering to give away 10 candy bars to the first 10 people who ask me for one. In this case, you will probably do your best to get a candy bar, even if you don’t really want one, because it’s rare. Other people, who got there too late, will wonder what kind of candy bars I had.

Now let’s say I had 500 candy bars. You’re much less likely to go for one if you don’t want one right there because seriously, there are enough candy bars that the odds are good you can go back and get one. Newcomers will see how many bars I have left and assume that my candy must not be very good. By having more, I’ve made the whole thing less desirable all around.

The same thing is true for beta keys. Landmark was particularly bad about this toward the end of its beta, giving out keys when people who wanted them likely already had four or five and leaving people who lacked one assuming that one would always be available if wanted.

4. Rushin’ spammer

Noun: A player whose primary mode of interaction is to complete all content as fast as possible, regardless of any other circumstance.

Recognized by the mating cry of “gogogogogogogo,” this player is one most of us have met. Never mind what the content is; it must always be completed in the shortest time possible. You can feel free to speculate about what justifies being in such a huge hurry, but the real answer is pretty much always “nothing.”

Heaven help you if this boss takes a second longer to down this time. You’ll hear about it.

I didn't know about the fact we had OTHER games like this!

5. Dimsclaimer

Noun: A preamble explaining that there are online games aside from World of Warcraft and League of Legends, generally indicating that the writer is unaware of any other games beyond those two titles and the one under discussion.

The usual defense of these preambles is that the piece in question is being written for people who are unaware of the existence of other online games. That is not a justification. If your audience on a gaming site does not have an intimate history of platform games, you do not start by explaining that examples exist other than Super Mario Bros. You also do not explain to people who know nothing about fighting games that there are series other than Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat.

In short, it’s dumb. If you know that there are other online games out there beyond those two? Good, great, grand. Stop justifying it.

6. Temport

Noun: A game, almost universally of Chinese or South Korean origin, that is imported, kept updated for one or two years, and then quietly shuttered with no expectation of long-term commitment.

There are too many examples of this sort of import to list, but we all know the sort. We all know, as soon as the previews start, that it has an expiration date. The people importing the game know it has an expiration date. So let’s call a spade a spade, yes?

I have approximate knowledge of many things.

7. Theorygripe

Verb: To complain about mechanics that the complainer has not personally interacted with.

Complaining about the effect that Sky superbosses had upon the culture of players in Final Fantasy XI would be completely valid for me. Complaining about the actual fights would be a bit unfair, though, because I haven’t actually experienced them. In this particular case, there’s enough documented evidence that I can make pretty clear judgement calls, but even then I’m theorygriping.

Obviously, this isn’t necessarily a bad thing; sometimes, your idea of what a fight must be like (annoying) lines up perfectly with what it is in play (annoying). But it’s important to note the difference between actually doing something and finding it tedious and just finding the concept tedious enough to avoid ever trying.

8. Standbox

Noun: 1. A sandbox game without any compelling reason to do anything within the wide open space.
2. A sandbox game that offers players no useful tutorials about what can be done in the wide open space.

While those definitions might seem to describe two very different games, they boil down to the same thing: You, the player, are left just standing there. You have no reason or knowledge to go anywhere. There’s a great big world out there, and you’re not interacting with it; you’re just watching it happen.

For some people, this is the height of gaming because then you get to decide what you want to do and see if you can do it. For others, this is the cue to go play something else.

Don't worry, something will happen any day now.

9. Waitplay

Noun: Gameplay that is centered primarily around standing in place and waiting for something to happen.

In far too many older titles, EverQuest in particular, waitplay basically made up 90% of your game time thanks to so-called “designed downtime.” FFXI has been vastly improved in recent years specifically because it’s been patched to remove a large portion of waitplay, so you spend less time sitting around and slowly moving from zone to zone and more time, y’know, actually doing stuff. You get the idea.

It should be noted, again, that this is not necessarily always a bad thing. Sometimes, waiting for something for a little bit can be a good thing and encourage bonding. But if most of the game is about standing and waiting for something to happen… well, you don’t have a game. You have a patience evaluation device.

I’ve seen this one defined before as “sandwich gameplay,” but I feel like that term offers a few different definitions. This is more straightforward.

10. Crowdbusking

Verb: Launching a Kickstarter or crowdfunding program that is explicitly stated to have no influence on whether or not the finished game gets made.

I should note that in this particular case, it doesn’t matter whether the claim is true or not. Hero’s Song was going to get made regardless of whether or not its campaigns succeeded or failed, for example, and that didn’t happen. But part of it is because right from the start, Smedley was crowdbusking, asking people for money that no one believed he needed.

The irony here is that crowdbusking is often used as a way to drive up engagement on the basis that no matter what, you’ll get your game. It can have the opposite effect, however, by convincing people that there’s no need to fund the game at all. It’s a double-edged sword.

I have no doubt I’ll return to this well in the future; feel free to leave your own thoughts about terms we need down in the comments.

Everyone likes a good list, and we are no different! Perfect Ten takes an MMO topic and divvies it up into 10 delicious, entertaining, and often informative segments for your snacking pleasure. Got a good idea for a list? Email us at justin@massivelyop.com or eliot@massivelyop.com with the subject line “Perfect Ten.”
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Pedge Jameson

Holidaze: The coma inducing depressing haze that kicks in when you run through a repetitive holiday event. Even one you did the year before as an expansion or the devs added more rewards and achievements.

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Lethality

Feels like we’re missing at least one for MMO blog journalists… ;)

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Arsin Halfmoon

dERP

Verb: When someone accidently posts a long, saucy, sensual, erp post on /sh /m /g /s /fc /y etc. Basically any channel that isn’t the intended chat channel.

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Bree Royce

Depending on the quality of the writer, that’s a free gift! :D

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tethyss

To borrow from Riddick…

Necromonger
noun: Player who continuously reminisces and pines over an MMO that died off long ago. Often they will try to gather support for a remake/resurrection of the game while blindly attacking any critiques of said game.

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deekay_plus

i smirked at a few of thse. well done. lol

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deekay_plus

i’d add keybloat. tho it’s going out of stule maybe. puching keybinds out of the action bar motif and into individual dedicated binds. like i said tho i think this is quickly going out of style in action bar games and non action bar games have long had a handle on it.

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Schmidt.Capela

Keyclog: Actually I find that an unambiguously positive thing. I really dislike exclusive things, often attributing them no value whatsoever; if I can’t get a beta or early access key to everyone that asks me for one, friend or not, or else point them to a way they can obtain the key themselves with 100% certainty, I’m unlikely to ever bother using any key I might have gotten.

Rushin’ Spammer: I try to avoid doing it in MMOs, but in single player games I tend to do something of the kind by using mods and cheats to skip any experience I dislike. My backlog being about to reach a 4-digits figure has something to do with that, I have so many great experiences waiting for me that it makes no sense wasting time with an in-game experience I don’t enjoy.

Theorygripe: I try to avoid the complaining part, but due to the same backlog issue, as well as for having been playing games since Pong, I nowadays will often skip certain in-game experiences or push whole games back on my backlog based on just my gut feeling that I might not enjoy them enough.

Standbox: For me this one doesn’t happen when the game doesn’t provide enough information, but instead when it provides good information about too many things I could be playing or doing. It also happens outside games; for example, whenever I launch Netflix I have to impose myself a limit on how long I’m allowed to browse, because otherwise I will waste the whole time I had set apart to watch a movie just trying to decide what I will watch.

Waitplay: I’m the kind of person for whom designated downtime never helped the social aspect, as I always have at hand a book, or a portable console, or some other way of passing the time without paying attention to the game. I also really dislike voice chat and always turn it off. Thus, I’m typically silent, unresponsive, and unaware of other players during designated downtime. What’s more, if I feel like I’m spending more time reading or playing my portable console than actually playing whichever game is making me wait, chances are good I will uninstall it and never return.

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Roger Edwards

Can we have a word for that irritating Dwarf whose continuously jumping around in your peripheral vision, while your in the auction house in LOTRO?

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Utakata

Trollbusking? Players who like to draw attention to themselves by irritating others. Seems to work for N’elves dancing on mail boxes while trying to mail items in WoW too. Or folks who plant their large mounts over Flight Point NPC’s to that fact. o.O

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Bryan Correll

Con-venience: A cash shop item that is officially optional but in practice is required to play properly.

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Schmidt.Capela

It’s why I treat all “convenience” microtransaction items as if they were required to even start playing, and calculate the buy in price accordingly. Which often leads to myself skipping F2P games on the grounds they are too expensive to even start playing.

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Jay Madison

I support #2 wholeheartedly.

In fact, I am going to start using it.

Come at me, whineboys.

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rafael12104

Lol! Great list. I think I like the Rushin’ Spammer the best.

Here are a few of my own that I often think of.

Emergent-dev: noun. A person who describes issues or problems found during game play as unexpected and new ways to play the game.

Mechanic: noun. 1.A player who is intimately aware of every mechanic of every dungeon in game and is not afraid to let you know it. 2. A player who insists on going over content mechanics even though you have played through that content a freaking bazillion times.

Ypost-it (Yposts): Patch notes that are devoid of any new or useful information. Dev notes that are as informative as a yellow post-it note.

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Vexia

TBH I’d kind of rather back an, uh, “crowdbusked” game. It’s at least way better than abandonware.

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Paragon Lost

How about we just use our words instead of coming up with a yet more silly additional jargon. I say this as someone whose has had to wade through the huge assed Dept. of Defense’s book of acronyms. Such jargon is just a pain in the ass and causes more issues than it solves. So instead promote just “using your @#$king words”.

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Crow

I blame Foucault. And this is something I take super-seriously.

A few decades ago (starting the 80’s and gaining traction in the 90’s) American academics began basing a great deal of their instruction on very sophomoric, “easy to understand” Foucaultian principles. This, generally, is what leads to “Moron Postmodernism” in which people claim relative subjectivity as the driving force of the world and then act on it.

Which all circles around to Foucault being descriptive and not prescriptive. As a historian, he was interested in power relationships and I accept his conclusions because they stand every single test (their issue, however, is soooo postmodern in that it only works within the existing context of Foucaultian thought– nights laying awake on that question).

Acronyms and condensed language are the active extremity of the concept of “economy of language”. I.e., don’t use six words to explain something when three words work better. However, you need six words if three do not sufficiently differentiate between phenomena described.

Sorry for the linguistic-philosophic rant. I could go on but I’ll stop myself.

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MesaSage

You spelled “Russian” wrong.

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Crow

No. No. No.

We need less buzzwords and more actual discourse. Reductionism in language is beneficial to those who cannot understand complete ideas. I don’t think lowest-common-denominator approaches help anyone in any way.

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deekay_plus

nice buzzwords.

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Crow

Eh?

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jinarra

I suspect @deekay_plus is referring to ‘reductionism’ or ‘reductionism in language’ and ‘lowest-common-denominator’.

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Crow

…what? O.o

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Paragon Lost

Well said.

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Schlag Sweetleaf

This article was definitely DoublePlusGood

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adri

We need more lists like these! Love it :D

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Brother Maynard

Temporary crowd ganking standbox.

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Veldan

lol “standbox” describes how I felt about many a crowdfunded sandbox initiative

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Modrain

Sounds mostly like a good list! One thing, though.

From the usage in comments around here, gankbox feels to me like a derogatory term, and more often than not, it’s used by people apparently theorygripped with PvP features, whatever the distance of said features from ganking. As someone who enjoy PvP, I tend to get irritated every time I see that term used to qualify games that can offer great PvP, when the issue is mostly in player behaviour and education.

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deekay_plus

hang out in circle where gank box isn’t a derogatory but actualy a positice and it’s a whole other story.

where pvp should always be rewarded primarily with the other guys’ stuff or else somehow pvpp might not happen ever again!

i do agree i get annoyed by anti pvp sentiment tho. but typically the gank box meme doesn’t apply to even semi sensible wpvp in any shape or form.

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camren_rooke

Good words. You guys use the best words.

Why no Gamblebox?

Oh Everquest was horrible with waitplay. Literally /sit to slowly get back health.

ESO has a bit of the standbox. There really don’t tell you what to do regarding some things in the game. Mounts and riding improvements, specialty set crafting (I literally thought they were broken when nothing was available when I tried to use the set crafting stations.)

I like ‘Lingeramor’ for the stuff that Tera avatars wear. Soft ‘g’.

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Bree Royce

He’s definitely doing more of these… there’s way more than 10 we need! :D

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