WRUP: I am not hiding illegal weapons in a lizard edition

Good morning! How are you? I’m good. I’m very good. I am not hiding illegal weapons in a lizard. Can I get you something? Tea, laxatives, snake venom antidotes? There is no snake venom in the tea, nor are there snakes hiding in the bathroom sink. Nothing for you? All right, then. Please, make yourself at home, this house is not infested by silverfish the size of VW minibuses. No one is watching you through a sniper rifle scope that I am aware of.

Are you all right? You seem tense. You are not being set up by the CIA due to being in this house. Perhaps you’d like to watch a movie without any subliminal messages inserted by Fidel Castro? What do you mean I keep saying disturbing things? Every reassurance I give you is factually true, you’re really jumpy. Just leave your What Are You Playing entry down in the comments, it won’t cause your computer to catch fire specifically.

Andrew Ross (@dengarsw): ​OK, this weekend I’ll try to play Crowfall finally. Naturally, Pokémon Go will happen as well, but I’m a bit more excited than usual, as there’s a whale watching event and open lighthouse (read: restricted gym) coinciding on the same day in the same location. There’ll be more people than usual, and hopefully some whales of the non-digital, non-player variety.

Brianna Royce (@nbrianna, blog): Hmm, between PAX and coming down with the plague that is currently happening to me as I type this, I’m not sure what I’ll be doing. My The Elder Scrolls Online sub is active, but I’ve actually spent more time in Guild Wars 2 this week, so probably one of those two again. I also picked up what looks to be an interesting trader-centric 4X mobile game (Star Nomad 2) and need to dig into that.

Eliot Lefebvre (@Eliot_Lefebvre, blog): I am going to be happy when I’m done with PAX, because driving up to Boston repeatedly? It’s not super fun. Final Fantasy XIV, though? That’s fun. I should play more of that. And, yes, my last week of WildStar as well.

Justin Olivetti (@Sypster, blog): Is wanderlust hitting me just yet? …nah, I’m pretty content to ping-pong between Lord of the Rings Online and World of Warcraft, as I have both leveling characters and endgame characters in both. There are always other MMOs that might be worth playing, if I ever had the time, like FFXIV, Guild Wars 2, and WildStar, but truth be told, it’s always easier to stick with what you’re doing than head elsewhere.

MJ Guthrie (@MJ_Guthrie, blog): I am back home and back to gaming! I am seriously going to dive into as much as I possibly can. I have more challenges to bang out in order to get my The Secret World gravity skates, I have a cliffside home to finish in Conan Exiles, I have dinos to feed and tame in ARK: Survival Evolved as well as a few raids to do, mastery levels to gain in Trove, tradepacks to make and farms to tend in ArcheAge, houses to decorate in EverQuest II, and oh so much more. I haven’t been in Shards Online in a while, or Shroud of the Avatar, and so many others. Any chance we can extend the weekend by, say, two more weeks?

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Malcolm Swoboda

Not much… FF Mobius and FE Heroes daily play… busy school time!

Preparing for Mass Effect Andromeda.

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TBPlayer2112

My new GPU came in the mail yesterday morning, so I’ve been going through my library of games, cranking up the settings and letting my eyes water from all the *shiny!*
Today I’ll be playing mainly ESO, DOOM and The Witcher 3 with a little bit of Far Cry 4, and GTA 5 sprinkled in.
Hope everyone has a great weekend! =D

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Little Bugbear

I’m thinking this weekend will have a forecast of Hots, GW2 map completion, FFXIV, with a chance of DFO.

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TomTurtle

Every WRUP makes me question what Eliot was on when he writes these. That’s one imaginative and creative mind. I’d be boring as heck if I wrote them.

Recently finished a replay of Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds, nearly done with a replay of Majora’s Mask, and I’m finally about to dive into Breath of the Wild. I am so excited!
It’s been tough avoiding spoilers of the game and all the Twitch streamers I normally watch who have been playing the heck out of it.

Bree! Noooo! Keep your health up. D: Were this an MMO, you’d earn the title “The Afflicted” by now. :x

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bree being a parent of a young one is regularly affected by the plague it seems. i think she’ll be fine lol >>

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Bryan Correll

Small humans are like tiny little germ factories.

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Danny Smith

Diadem in FFXIV, rip Materia market. Beat Horizon Zero Dawn, fun game but not nearly enough quests and too much ‘ubishit’ style ‘fill out the map’ busywork. A solid 7/10 but man does it tease a far more interesting world set long before the events of the game.

Now playing Nier Automata and this is, in a word, ‘Special’. Remember the first time you played Shadow of the Colossus or Metal Gear Solid and you knew you were playing something just that much more different and important than another beep boop vidya gaem? Thats Nier Automata. I imagine a lot of mainstream gamers will dislike it but it is going to be a well regarded classic long after this console gens over and right now thats a very, very small list this is damn near the top of.

Also grabbed the collectors edition of breath of the wild, can’t get a switch for two more weeks but it was the last copy in any store near me and scalpers were buying them up to break up to sell each thing for twice the box price each and i didn’t want to miss it.

No i have not licked the cart.

*yet

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with the uibisoft the game cliche i think people who haven’t played many are gonna get into the more recent ones more than people that have played alot.

and even then coming from quest grinding mmo leveling content shitfests it seems not that bad at all and hardly near as repeititve.

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Danny Smith

It depends on the player. I explore so in horizon i was level 40 and had done most of the map by the time i did the 5th quest to go to meridian and i think there was only 15-20 quests in total after that. Considering theres only around 5 ruins and 6 cauldrons that act as ‘old world sci fi’ in the whole game its a lot of walking around woods or desert skyrim’ing up hills. Gorgeous hills but ultimately just exploring for explorings sake with not much interesting to find.

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apparently zelda is more interesting to explore but the actual bits and pieces are less interesting. bit of a shame because the meme s are tight.

but i was worried it’d turn in to another nms… speaking of which sundial is streaming the new patch for us right about now so i’mmma get on that.

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Jeff Lewis

Not playing anything and I’m super bored because of it (sucks because for some reason I get crazy anxiety when I am bored and have nothing to kill time with). Hopped into Albion Online before they took servers down for their big update and wasn’t minding it for a bit but still waiting for the next bath of games to get into a playable state (Crowfall, Camelot Unchained, Sea of Thieves, etc).

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i feel you on the anxiety. always gotta keep my head busy to ward it off. mmo’s don’t often help tho.

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Ryuen

Playing some Lotro again, I guess I’m nearing the point where my Dwarf will head to the deeps of the great Dwarrowdelf.

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Armsbend

This Path of Exile league is by far the most fun one I’ve had. I missed quite a few of the former leagues so it’s a giant sandwich of wtf just happened?

So, Path has consumed my leisure life. Again. I was thinking about it the other night – Path may be the greatest video game ever made. Or at least on the short list.

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guldies who play are streaming it this time around so i’m having fun trolling them by commenting how colourful it is compared to d3 (which is absolutely true now as it was back then). they don’t remember the d3 hate to realize what i’m joking about tho. qq

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BalsBigBrother

I am finding way more Legendary items than I am used to during this league which makes things interesting for a solo self found player. You are right though the league stone combinations certainly keeps you on your toes and is lots of fun.