Man, science is so simple. All we really have to do is stop entrusting all of it to the scientists, right? We can just, like, make up answers to scientific questions, and then those will be the right answers and we won’t need any more science! This seems so easy. Here, let’s start, this page is about several unsolved mysteries. I can solve all of them quick!
Why is there more matter than antimatter? More matter bricks came with the kit, like with LEGO sets. Where is all the lithium? The Borg stole it. Why do we sleep? Because we’re tired, duh. How does gravity work? Magnets. Where is everyone? Out having a party you weren’t invited to. What is dark matter made of? Matter with lots of black paint. How did life begin? Magic. How do plate tectonics work? Underground robots. How do animals migrate? Time-traveling GPS systems. What is dark energy? A different sort of magic than the life-starting magic.
There, that was quick! Science is simple. Solve some more science for us down in the comments of What Are You Playing while you tell us what you’re up to over the weekend.
​Andrew Ross (@dengarsw): ​Oh man, it’s gonna be a work weekend. I’ll probably go outside for air and some Pokemon Go, and jump into Injustice 2 to help the guild a bit, but that’s probably it.
Brianna Royce (@nbrianna, blog): I’ve got The Elder Scrolls Online: Morrowind and Ultima Online on deck, and a few of my guildies went back to Guild Wars 2, so that’s back in my eyeline. Who’s up first? Who can say? I’ve been so sick that I might just sleep instead of game.
Eliot Lefebvre (@Eliot_Lefebvre, blog): With Final Fantasy XIV’s second expansion fast approaching, it’s the final countdown with RP, clearing content, and making gil. Otherwise, I’ll be getting some Neverwinter in.
Justin Olivetti (@Sypster, blog): Looking over my play schedule, up for this weekend is Star Wars: The Old Republic, Guild Wars 2, and FFXIV. Just advancing through the main story in each, nothing super-exciting. I’m on the last book of Dreamfall Chapters and would love to wrap that up as well.
MJ Guthrie (@MJ_Guthrie, blog): I don’t think I will have the chance to log into much of anything this weekend on account of travel. However, there are two things that I can’t talk about yet that I hope I can squeeze into the schedule for at least a little play time!
Your turn!
