Conan Exiles is still working on the full nudity patch for some Xbox One regions

What’s new in Conan Exiles since the devs announced a console price hike, a scale-back in launch features, and its actual launch date (May 8th of next year)? Oh, nothing much, just a whole ‘nother patch. In fact, update 32 rolled out this past Wednesday, the last stable one expected prior to the holiday.

“This update adds the weapon, tool and armor modification system, new dynamic weather, two new armor sets (Zamorian and Aquilonian), new thrall capturing tools, new weapons, new building pieces (ladders, folks!!), and the long-awaited sickle,” writes Funcom. “It lets you harvest a metric butt-tonne of Plant Fiber!” That was followed by a rollback and bugfix when items began disappearing thanks to an overzealous item purge script. Oops.

Funcom says it’s further working on the user interface, new clan and attributes panels, patch stability, double-jump, character animations and movement, target-locking, lighting shader bugs, voice chat, and of course, the new combat system. There’s also been movement on the console nudity front, which is a sentence I just typed. I’ll let the team explain:

“Since launch we’ve been getting a lot of questions from console players with regards to nudity. When we first launched in Xbox Game Preview the idea was to release a nudity patch that players in certain territories could download for free to unlock the full nudity option. Other players would be limited to partial nudity. Said nudity patch has been unavailable since launch due to a last-minute issue with the Xbox Store. All territories have therefore been limited to partial nudity. Microsoft was investigating a solution to the issue and have come up with something that will allow us to roll out full nudity on consoles where the game’s rating allows for it. Full nudity will be made available on consoles on launch day, May 8th. We’ll have more information on how players will be able to access the full nudity option on launch day.”

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Maggie May

Well to paraphrase Seinfeld there’s good nudity and bad nudity. A beach full of 60 year old nudists is the kind I’m guessing they’re not aiming for.

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Wanda Clamshuckr

There was a article a couple of years ago, I think regarding boob fx and the lack of clothing (on females) in certain asian games. My stance was, bring it on! but also allow schlongs. You know, equality and whatnot.

Glad to see some progression in that vein.

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Bryan Correll

But they have decades of research on coding jiggle physics! Dangle physics are almost unexplored territory.

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Mewmew

Yes, that’s what it is really about. Equality. If the males are fully clothed and armored we’ve wanted the females to be so too. If they instead want to give the males the same sexy skimpy clothes with detailed schlong dangling physics, that also works perfectly fine. It’s simply about making things equal whatever way they want to do it rather than being worried that the females need covering. Uncovering the males is also 100% good and nice.

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Alex Hyer

You know its interesting. American video games are more inclined to show off penis’ while Japenese video games are more inclined to show naked females.

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Mewmew

I so disagree. There are a very small minority of US games that are inclined to show off penis. The vast majority of games made here have been like everywhere else, skimpy clothed lingerie wearing females with fully clothed and armored males.

What games are you playing that are inclined to show off penis and not anything with the female characters? They are very very very few in number and even those few were normally only like that because they were games that started with only male models and no females, but even out of that small number they do have females now.

Though we’re getting them to finally change that over the past few years to be equal we’re not all there yet. Though yes many different Asian made games are really far behind and not caring or moving at all, they still are of the skimpy female clothing only variety (and sexy skimpy clothing with camel toe on little girls too which is so wrong).

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Schmidt.Capela

Japanese games don’t show penises, period. At least not without a censor blur covering it. Not even openly pornographic games. Penises (and vaginas) have to always be censored there.

On the other hand, nearly naked females, or even fully naked females if it’s impossible to see the vagina, are perfectly fine there (with the proper game rating).

(Of course, players can always take things on their own hands and create mods to uncensor “things”. But then, there are Pegi12 games that become wild pornographic romps with the proper mods, so evaluating how adult a game is based on available mods isn’t exactly fair.)

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Alex Hyer

Lingerie and Metal Bikini armor, isn’t nudity.

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Bruno Brito

No, but it is selling sex. Sex is not just nudity, but it’s also the enticement of your instincts by using the female figure.

I honestly wanna be a warrior who uses a silk lingerie and my schlong waves with the wind when i swing my sword.

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Alex Hyer

Which has nothing to do with what I was talking about.

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K38FishTacos

Nudity is banned, but murder is alright.

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Utakata

…apparently not past May the 8th! o.O

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Melissa McDonald

I’m in favour of nudity/sex/adult content in video games.

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johnwillo

Hurray, hurray, it’s the eighth of May! Floppy ****s appear today!

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McGuffn

Mark your calendars everyone! May 8th is Full Nudity Day!

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Melissa McDonald

Dilly Dilly!

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Darthbawl

Ah, full nudity… Priorities, priorities… LOL

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Schmidt.Capela

PC gamers typically have access to full nudity even if the game was never meant to allow that (by using cheats and mods, some of which work even in tamper-proof games), but console gamers need nudity to be officially supported in order to have access to it.