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WRUP: Small shopping centers I have known and how they would deal with the spite of Tgek’dmal edition
Fox Run Mall: Soothing atmosphere coupled with a poor layout and an unclear differentiation between the larger area and the proper Fox Run Mall...
WRUP: Dance Dance Revolution walkthrough as spoken by your terrible college boyfriend edition
Up arrow, up arrow, down arrow, left arrow, left arrow, right arrow, left arrow, down arrow hold, up arrow, left arrow, left arrow, left...
WRUP: How to safeguard from doppelgangers edition
All right, people, it's time to keep your eyes open for doppelgangers. In this article, we're going to let you know about the secret...
WRUP: Lies I have told to myself in the past week and when I realized that they were lies edition
"This week I am going to take the time to really cook this meal in a way I've never tried it before." Lasted until...
WRUP: The fable of the turtle and the stockbroker edition
Once upon a time, there lived a turtle. He lived in a marsh. He sat on logs and sunned himself, when he got too...
WRUP: Why I stole your cell phones and what I did with them on May 14th, 2013 edition
Ryan Neibler (44) of Oceanside, Long Island: It was very important that I text my best friend a list of wombat facts I had...
WRUP: Song listing for Andrew Lloyd Weber’s next musical ‘Horses’ edition
Overture: several actual horse neighing sounds are played while the actors sit and vape on the stage. One of them occasionally says "horse" but...
WRUP: How to change a tire edition
First step, you should find a tire. This part is easy. Cars usually have several of them. Their owners tend to get mad when...
WRUP: Unfairly rejected suggestions from my Pangolin Improvement Seminar edition
Sounds made: Car horn honking. Lightsaber noises. Screeching metal. The entirety of the Barenaked Ladies song "It's All Been Done." Cate Blanchett gravely saying,...
WRUP: Talk to your children about scrod edition
You should talk to your children about scrod. Not because it's a new issue. They're not going to be asking you any questions about...
WRUP: Three directors whom I suspect of filling my personal belongings with mayonnaise edition
Sir Ridley Scott: On five separate occasions I have seen Sir Ridley Scott running away from my mailbox with mayonnaise dripping down his chin...
WRUP: Son edition
Son. Child. Offspring. Descendant. Genetic payload. Youth. Boy. Boyo. Scion. Youngling. Lad. Squire. Successor. Heir. Offshoot. Spawn. Additional family member. Post-pregnancy. Kid. Sport. Slugger....
WRUP: Famous last lines from movies edition
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." -Rhett Butler, Gone With The Wind
"Hasta la vista, baby." -T-800 ("Uncle Bob"), Terminator 2: Judgement Day
"Frankly,...
WRUP: Restrictions placed on you as the Trash Lord of the Mole People edition
RULE the FIRST: Under no circumstances are you to smear your subjects (moles) in mayonnaise, Thousand Island salad dressing, or olive oil made within...
WRUP: Complete works of Ozymandias to look upon and despair edition
Now That's What I Call Music (Ancient Societies Edition)
Please note that at the time he created it, it was not tagged as "Ancient...
WRUP: Municipal edition
Municipal. La municipale.
Correct: Diagonal. Fish. Metric. Booger. Pants. Nighttime.
Incorrect: Fred. Fred. Fred. Fred. Fred. Fred. Fred. Fred. Fred. Fred. Fred. Fred. Fred. Fred. Fred....
WRUP: Mikhail, the first vendor you see in town edition
Hello, friend! Would you like to trade? You'd like to sell? Seventeen ? Very good, here's your money! May you find good fortune in...
WRUP: Advanced street-crossing techniques edition
The Backwards Banana: The... the what? What the heck is this? What do you want me to type here? Are you supposed to backflip...
WRUP: How to use all the social media sites edition
Twitter: You have two options here. The first is that you can go around incessantly correcting people for things you think are errors based...
WRUP: My fantasy football season results edition
Drafts: Was asked multiple times by the lads whether or not I knew anything about football and repeatedly insisted that I did. My first pick...