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You were hoping for a picture of Tgek'dmal, I know.

WRUP: Small shopping centers I have known and how they would deal with the spite of Tgek’dmal edition

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Fox Run Mall: Soothing atmosphere coupled with a poor layout and an unclear differentiation between the larger area and the proper Fox Run Mall...
weedle weedle weeeeeeee

WRUP: Dance Dance Revolution walkthrough as spoken by your terrible college boyfriend edition

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Up arrow, up arrow, down arrow, left arrow, left arrow, right arrow, left arrow, down arrow hold, up arrow, left arrow, left arrow, left...
Save it, doppelgangers!

WRUP: How to safeguard from doppelgangers edition

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All right, people, it's time to keep your eyes open for doppelgangers. In this article, we're going to let you know about the secret...
Pinch.

WRUP: Lies I have told to myself in the past week and when I realized that they were lies edition

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"This week I am going to take the time to really cook this meal in a way I've never tried it before." Lasted until...
shell

WRUP: The fable of the turtle and the stockbroker edition

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Once upon a time, there lived a turtle. He lived in a marsh. He sat on logs and sunned himself, when he got too...
hotline bling

WRUP: Why I stole your cell phones and what I did with them on May 14th, 2013 edition

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Ryan Neibler (44) of Oceanside, Long Island: It was very important that I text my best friend a list of wombat facts I had...
The HORSE is a noble animal.

WRUP: Song listing for Andrew Lloyd Weber’s next musical ‘Horses’ edition

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Overture: several actual horse neighing sounds are played while the actors sit and vape on the stage. One of them occasionally says "horse" but...
It's a car.

WRUP: How to change a tire edition

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First step, you should find a tire. This part is easy. Cars usually have several of them. Their owners tend to get mad when...
They exist.

WRUP: Unfairly rejected suggestions from my Pangolin Improvement Seminar edition

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Sounds made: Car horn honking. Lightsaber noises. Screeching metal. The entirety of the Barenaked Ladies song "It's All Been Done." Cate Blanchett gravely saying,...
stuff

WRUP: Talk to your children about scrod edition

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You should talk to your children about scrod. Not because it's a new issue. They're not going to be asking you any questions about...
Mayonnaise is funny

WRUP: Three directors whom I suspect of filling my personal belongings with mayonnaise edition

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Sir Ridley Scott: On five separate occasions I have seen Sir Ridley Scott running away from my mailbox with mayonnaise dripping down his chin...
Disappointed

WRUP: Son edition

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Son. Child. Offspring. Descendant. Genetic payload. Youth. Boy. Boyo. Scion. Youngling. Lad. Squire. Successor. Heir. Offshoot. Spawn. Additional family member. Post-pregnancy. Kid. Sport. Slugger....
by cat stevens

WRUP: Famous last lines from movies edition

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"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." -Rhett Butler, Gone With The Wind "Hasta la vista, baby." -T-800 ("Uncle Bob"), Terminator 2: Judgement Day "Frankly,...
take THAT

WRUP: Restrictions placed on you as the Trash Lord of the Mole People edition

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RULE the FIRST: Under no circumstances are you to smear your subjects (moles) in mayonnaise, Thousand Island salad dressing, or olive oil made within...
Loser

WRUP: Complete works of Ozymandias to look upon and despair edition

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Now That's What I Call Music (Ancient Societies Edition) Please note that at the time he created it, it was not tagged as "Ancient...
Hi-lacine

WRUP: Municipal edition

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Municipal. La municipale. Correct: Diagonal. Fish. Metric. Booger. Pants. Nighttime. Incorrect: Fred. Fred. Fred. Fred. Fred. Fred. Fred. Fred. Fred. Fred. Fred. Fred. Fred. Fred. Fred....
Hello, friend!

WRUP: Mikhail, the first vendor you see in town edition

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Hello, friend! Would you like to trade? You'd like to sell? Seventeen ? Very good, here's your money! May you find good fortune in...
It's a car.

WRUP: Advanced street-crossing techniques edition

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The Backwards Banana: The... the what? What the heck is this? What do you want me to type here? Are you supposed to backflip...
wheeeee

WRUP: How to use all the social media sites edition

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Twitter: You have two options here. The first is that you can go around incessantly correcting people for things you think are errors based...
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WRUP: My fantasy football season results edition

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Drafts: Was asked multiple times by the lads whether or not I knew anything about football and repeatedly insisted that I did. My first pick...

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