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The Backwards Banana: The... the what? What the heck is this? What do you want me to type here? Are you supposed to backflip...

Twitter: You have two options here. The first is that you can go around incessantly correcting people for things you think are errors based...

Drafts: Was asked multiple times by the lads whether or not I knew anything about football and repeatedly insisted that I did. My first pick...

Now entering the ring, from Toronto, Ontario, weighing in at 235 pounds, it's Bobby Roode! His opponent, from San Jose, California, weighing in at...

Donald Joseph "Jazzy" Jeffries DJ Jazz-liking Geoff Hambone Lord DJ Jazzy John Hopkins I like hamburger Deejazzy Will Smith Mini-Will Smith Jaden Smith ...

The hag did curse me, o my kinsfolk, but forsooth, I outsmarted her once again! With a wizened finger she did point and proclaim...

I like. Hamburger. I. like hamburger? Hambuuuger. Ham. bougar. I liek hamburger with CHEEEEESE i liek hanbarger. Man e placse serve hunborgor four ME...

Seltzer is just denatured alcohol that has been yelled at by professional Yell Masters. It's why White Claws taste good. (If you think they...

Cilantro: The Bog Witch doesn't like cilantro. She hates explaining that to people because people are always asking her if it tastes like soap...

Index 47289983-BBA-4683: Ducks do not quack but sing the Ghostbusters theme song. Index 47289983-BBA-4684: The Ghostbusters theme song is just ducks quacking. Index 47289983-BBA-4685: Stan Lee...

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So... hey, Ion, you're not reading this, but just for the record? I know you were trying to tell a big old jokey-joke with...

Back in 1844, a man named Michael Harrington took over a small storefront in Queens, NY with a simple goal: To serve gullible idiots...

As a long-time professional... write... person... writeranarian? Write-maker. As a professional for whatever my field is called, some people think it is my job...

Email (Work): The sound of a man smashing his fist through a plate-glass window followed by a series of epithets making it entirely...

Look, Cynthia is a bright eight-year old. All of us know that. But the thing is... well, some of us among the faculty have...

Stay up as late as he wants: Kyle's mom has a bedtime for him that's actually earlier than yours. Kyle is just a little......

STEP 1: Assessing the world Does the world appear to have gone crazy? If YES, go to Step 2 If NO, CHECKLIST COMPLETE STEP 2: Assessing the cause...

Last week's car bill: This is how I save so much money on my car loan. The company forgets they sent it and then...

Yep, my Internet was out all night when this would normally have been written. Thus, you will have to enjoy this list of facts...