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While wearing this ring, you cannot be harmed by a hedgehog in any way. You cannot take damage from any hedgehog-related source. If a...

Birds Big birds Small birds Nuthatches Fish Birds Fish Bats bats batty bay avast ye, this be the bay of bats hearken ye...

For $1: "Werewolves aren't real." "I'm just not." "Why are you asking me this?" "Already a vampire." "Mange." For $3: "Werewolves are real but they're...

Once upon a time there was a wombat. This wombat's name was Simon Birchson. Everyone thought this wombat was very cute and nicely rotund,...

cmon five more minutes. gimme five more minutes. just gimme five minutes. just need five minutes. give me five minutes. only five minutes. demanding...

Chapter 3: "But I Never Asked About The Walrus" At this point, my options were basically limited to either buying my way into college, buying...

DON'T: Yell at your bees. DO: Yell encouraging things at flowers while making it clear that the yelling is not directed at the bees. DON'T: Throw...

Advantages: Double-jointed (5 points) Triple-jointed (10 points) My limbs are covered in joints like one of those snakes you could get at a carnival...

Now that we're done with What Are You Playing, we can look back at some of the great memories this column has produced over...

Well, folks, it's been a lot of fun doing all of these columns. We've laughed, we've cried, we've done that thing where we laugh...

That troll who obviously wanted the answer to be "time" but actually phrased it so that "your mom" is a valid response: Look, he...

The Douglas household: Thrown in the garbage. The Foster household: Thrown in the garbage. The Michaels household: Thrown in the garbage. The Johannsen household: Artificial; will be...

I don't want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree A little...

Base Requirements: Probably should be some. The presence of motorcycles is important. Let's just say +5 BAB? Hit Dice: Oh, yeah, those are super important,...

Act I: The beginning. Click. Whoosh. Squirt, squirt, squiiiiiiiiiiiiirt. Whoosh. Squirt! Squirt squirt squirt squirt. Whoosh. Squiiiiiiiiiiirt. Whoosh. Squirt, blorp. Whoosh. Act II: The burping. Squirt, blorp,...

Goats are our friends. Goats provide milk which may be turned into soft and delicious cheeses. It's really more unusual to think of...

Narrator: It's the story of a column... that is only about what people are planning to play for the weekend. Eliot: The inspiration came to...

Told Mrs. Greenfield he didn't care about solving an equation: You could really tell that she didn't know what to say to that and...

So! That was a week. Since we are all super mature adults here, we're going to spend the traditional Saturday morning What Are You Playing talking...

he came to me he came to me though I was afraid my fear and anxiety have ruled my life and it has been so consuming upon...