WRUP: Throw hams at hyenas edition

    
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Wow, it's been a really long time since I had a critter picture.

Folks, do you find yourself with too much ham in your house? If not, go buy some ham, then throw it at some vicious hyenas. Note that I said “at” and not “to,” in case that was unclear. I am advocating spending like $200 on ham and then hurling it, at high velocity, toward the nearest hyena. Even if that means getting in your car and going to the zoo, jumping the fence, and beaning some stupid hyena with a glazed ham.

You have to admit, those stupid not-dog losers deserve to be hit in the face with processed pig meat.

Before you get on with throwing ham, though, you should probably check out this week’s installment of What Are You Playing. Not because it has vital information regarding hams and hyenas, no; because we want to tell you what we’re up to over the weekend and we’re curious about your weekend plans. Or at least what they would have been before you flung a ham at a vicious predator that can chase you down and bite off your legs.

Brianna Royce (@nbrianna, blog): Same as usual for me: Tinkering in Ultima Online, playing around in Guild Wars 2, probably logging into Marvel Heroes Saturday for the free Iron Man skin.

Eliot Lefebvre (@Eliot_Lefebvre, blog): No one told me that Chroma Squad exists, which means that it is absolutely mandatory for me to buy and play that. Seriously, my usual information channels are apparently for crap. I’m also going to be doing my usual weekend stuff in World of Warcraft and Final Fantasy XIV, not necessarily (read: definitely not) in that order.

Justin Olivetti (@Sypster, blog): Right now I’m more or less splitting my attention between WildStar and Star Wars: The Old Republic, both in response to patches (one upcoming, one already here). I’ve also started dabbling in Shroud of the Avatar, although it’s an update week so I’m sure that it’s going to be a little messy in the game. Finally, I picked up Kerbal Space Program and have entered into a 12-week course to help me understand how to actually play it.

MJ Guthrie (@MJ_Guthrie, blog): I finally get to play a female model in H1Z1, and since they had to wipe to put it in, I have plenty of new supplies to hoard and a new base to build. I also convinced a couple more friends to get Grand Theft Auto Online, so there will be a few crime sprees as well. Any leftover moments will be spent on EverQuest II Heritage Quests.

Tina Lauro (@purpletinabeans): Shock horror: Tina’s playing Guild Wars 2 this weekend! I’m seriously considering levelling a Mesmer now after the elite specialization reveal. I’m a bit of a Harry Potter nut and am particularly obsessed with Miss Granger, so I always fancied messing with chronomancy à la my frizzy-haired, time-turner wielding geek role model.

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BigMikeyOcho
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BigMikeyOcho

Dang! I forgot about the Ironman costume! Man, why do I have to be filled with an overwhelming need to go outside and be active on these gorgeous spring days?! Why?!!

Loopstah
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Loopstah

After spending all of Saturday BBQing and enjoying the first “real” nice weekend of the season, i will be spending most of my time in WoT, WoW and EVE.
I took up Planetary Interactions in EVE and have set up 3 colonies with advanced processing plants. Finally managed to research command centre upgrades to a decent level so that i’m not constantly jonesing for CPU.
WoT has been a steady grind for higher tiers. Recruiting a platoon mate really helps with all the extra exp they give you after a successful win (key is successful).
Returned to WoW after a nagging session from a friend. Leveled up a DK and will be taking him through the entire end-game experience as DPS, which i don’t normally do. Let’s hope that the queue timer gods are pleased..

ManastuUtakata
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ManastuUtakata

BalsBigBrother 
You are never redundant in my mind. <3

ManastuUtakata
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ManastuUtakata

BalsBigBrother ManastuUtakata 
Well…I am glad you enjoyed the cake on my behalf. <3

zoward
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zoward

dirtyklingon zoward  Dunno – Steam is vague about it and it’s not talked about in the user comments.  You know, sending me comments like this is not helping my Steam/GoG addiction- 30 seconds after I landed on the page for XvT I bought it (on GoG – unless there’s a large price disparity I tend to go with GoG as it’s DRM-free, and currently the individual games are the same price on both platforms, although Steam’s got a better bundle price).  Back in the day I had played X-Wing and Tie Fighter, but never got to XvT.

Time to fire up X-Wing!  Have a nice weekend.

eLdritchMD
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eLdritchMD

wolfyseyes *still not happy but food*

BalsBigBrother
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BalsBigBrother

ManastuUtakata belated happy birthday  um … I did get you a cake but you took so long to get here and I was a little hungry.   Its the thought that counts isn’t it?
;-)

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ShagrathVtc 
Why this pic most certainly deserves a certain Wild Cherry song as accompaniment. Sing it with me now!
“Play that funky music, white boy!”  :-D Hee hee hee

 

Ravenael
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Ravenael

Saw Age of Ultron today so I’ve used my remaining points to buy Scarlet Witch and I’ve been on a Marvel Heroes kick.

Nate Woodard
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Nate Woodard

Eyeing up the SWTOR XP boost for Monday.  Writing a little.  Mainly working a lot.  Sucks being an adult some times.