Granado Espada Europe hypes events with a hilarious press release

    
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Granado Espada Europe is apparently an MMO that some people play, though as the title implies, that playing happens mostly in Europe. German publisher EuroGameZ GmbH put together a press release this week designed to hype a trio of three “big events” that are currently ongoing.

The first is called Black Friday Event, somewhat curiously of course, since Black Friday is both an American thing and over for this year. In any case, all items are discounted by 50 percent and players will receive a Special Character Box chance for one week. The second event is called Lynn’s Gift, which gives players “Evil Weapon and Prospe Weapon chance during 2 month.” Yeah, I don’t know, either. Finally, the Divino Event gives you a  Rare Stance Book chance for Heavy Stinger, Soul Bringer, Punisher, and Innocentio, also for one week.

“Gamers can have a chance of long-eagered rare items and characters,” according to EuroGameZ. You can watch a Granado Espada Europe trailer after the cut.

Source: EuroGameZ press release
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jeremy2020
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jeremy2020

I love the tag line. It’s not “best mmorpg”. It’s not the “#1 mmorpg”. No, it’s “Different MMORPG”. I really admire the people who created this marketing for not making up some BS and just going with “Different”. 

I also hope they are ok and have not given up on life.

ZenDadaist
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ZenDadaist

Only reason I even know it exists is because it’s OST got an episode on Battle Bards :p

palejens
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palejens

Best and most informative trailer for a game I have ever seen.
I hope he finds his brother, Van, that he was searching for in the light with the priest with the glasses and the tears.

Then suddenly BATTLE and something from Pans labyrinth and K-PoP. 
Amazing.

Cyroselle
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Cyroselle

Greaterdivinity This is like that one Chinese restaurant  with the funny English name!

Cyroselle
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Cyroselle

The…. hell????

Yangers
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Yangers

wow.

Armsbend
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Armsbend

I’m glad they capitalized the ‘Z’ in EuroGameZ so I could know it was both plural, as in many Euro Games, and totes fucking hardcore.

Ironwu
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Ironwu

Wow, these guys sound like all the gold sellers that have ever plagued me in MMOs.

asdthefish
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asdthefish

some people aren’t paid enough to care, can you blame them?

Greaterdivinity
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Greaterdivinity

Someone ran a release through Google Translate and thought to themselves, “Well, that’s good enough.”
Also, still kinda surprised that Sword of the New World 3.0 is still around.