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agemyth 😩

I was told I could play discreetly. Now everyone knows Q_Q

You’re welcome, Bree. :)

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They meant discretely. Common typo.

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Alex Willis

I had a cousin who was boob-addled after a childhood injury. He never really recovered. Now he just sits on his steps, catcalling everything from people to vans to clouds.

Take steps to avoid getting boob-addled. If you suspect a friend or relative might be boob-addled, give them a friendly test by playing a brief YouTube clip of Kate Upton-related video game and asking your friend if they are interested in playing it. If the test is positive, contact a local physician.

#boobaddledawareness #themoreyouknow

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Greaterdivinity

Think I have a super old account from trying it out way back in the day. Throwaway credentials, so /whatever.

*insert “Come hack me, my lord.” jokes here*

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Sally Bowls

And I bet a lot of these were also caught up in the Ashley Madison hacks.

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Bryan Correll

I hope Eliot wasn’t too upset about not getting to write this one.

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silverlock

He’s probably to busy changing his passwords.

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I think it’s pretty clear what sort of articles I like to write when it comes to human anatomy. If you know what I mean.

Specifically, puns about the human phallus.

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Darthbawl

Um, looks like that woman in the banner pic visited a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon for a slight increase in um, stats. LOL

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Utakata

…this article seems to be well…rounded. O.o

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Kevin McCaughey

lol Bree :)

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A Dad Supreme

Next advertising campaign: “Hack me, my Lord!”

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camelotcrusade

How much cheesecake was stolen?