The Stream Team: April Fools in ARK! With unicorns!


Dinosaurs are taking over! April Fools! Oh wait, no, actually they really are taking over — in ARK. And Massively OP’s MJ is going to amble around the wilds atop the back of her bear looking for adventure and the new unicorn. Perhaps she even take the drop bear out for a spin in the trees. Of course there won’t be any tricks on this holiday. Nope, none. None at all. Join us live at 11:00 a.m. because it will be totally safe. (Except for MJ.)

What: ARK: Survival Evolved
Who: MJ Guthrie
When: 11:00 a.m. EDT on Saturday, April 1st, 2017

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This looks like ARK’s “NGE”.

My quetz lost more than 40 levels with only 9 refunded. It can barely make it 300 yards from my treehouse before it falls out of the sky, and can’t even kill a terror bird without running out of stamina.

Of course flyers can’t fight while on the ground and they nerfed their stamina regen along with everything else, so now we have useless flyers that can’t even feed themselves.

Wildcard has made some boneheaded moves, but this one has me looking for a new game.

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Early access will early access. Sorry you guys all sound so demoralised and hope you can get your mojo back soon. Be well and take care :-)