Kritika Online sends beta testers into the danger zone

    
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First things first: You need to open this up in your browser while you read this post. Trust us.

Be careful if you are playing Kritika Online’s closed beta this week, because the danger zone might just suck you in. The upcoming MMO is hosting a community challenge to encourage players to record their own runs and submit them for a possible leaderboard slot.

Those who earn a spot on the top 10 for danger zone scores by the end of the closed beta will be showered with glory — and also an intensely cute statue. Nothing says “hardcore expert” like a toy catgirl reaching for her beloved fishie. Maybe our own MJ will win it?

Disclaimer: The author of this post listened to Danger Zone on a loop until this was fully written and posted. It’s the lengths we go to in authenticity with our readership.

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MesaSage

Tom Cruise wrote that song about a particularly hazardous trip to Saks. True story.

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threeknee

Christ, what a garbage game.

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Chosenxeno .

That’s subjective. TBH games like this are just 3D vrsions of Diablo. Yet Diablo and it’s clones get a pass on being “repetitive”…

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Indigo Salma

No thanks , no player to player trading , items sell for just one gold no matter the type or rarity.
Auction house uses special currency only .

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Chosenxeno .

Yea. The Economy needs fixing. I’m level 26 and it was hard to get the gold for the 1st set of Armor from the Vendor. I have it now but there’s no way I’ll be able to enhance it before it becomes pointless. All in all it’s a fun game. Kinda like a DN and DFO Hybrid. I don’t know why gear sells for crap when there’s no Trading so there’s no worry about goldseller’s inflation.

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Indigo Salma

Just

Dungeon/Salvage/Dungeon/Salvage/Dungeon/Salvage/Dungeon/Salvage/Dungeon/Salvage/Dungeon/Salvage/Dungeon/Salvage/Dungeon/Salvage/Dungeon/Salvage/Dungeon/Salvage/Dungeon/Salvage/Dungeon/Salvage/

lol ….

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Chosenxeno .

They need to get on DFO level. Where Salvage or Sell is a real choice.

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Alfredo Garcia

Yep, for a long time now I haven’t been able to read the phrase “Danger Zone” without hearing it in Archer’s voice.

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Kala Mona

Lana….. Lana….. LAAANAAAA!

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Vorender

And there it is.