Hello and thank you for calling the Bone Collectors, Thomas and Edward Bone. We want bones. To be absolutely clear, our last name is Bone, and we also want bones. If you have bones, we will buy them. We will buy bones you have lying around. We will buy bones that are in your body or the bodies of your pets. Unless you have a pet shark. Sharks do not have bones. Please do not try to sell us shark bones.
Do not ask us what we will do with the bones. Do not ask us why we drive the Bone Wagon through town playing our cheerful tune about putting your bones inside of the bone wagon. Just sell us your bones. No one will pay more money for bones. Leave your bones for sale in this week’s edition of What Are You Playing to make sure we know the bones are out there. Bones: We want them. We want bones.
Andrew Ross (@dengarsw): Pokemon Go is still on my main menu. Splatoon 2 got neglected so I may jump back in there to prepare for the next Splatfest, or hit up some more Dauntless (only played a little this week, but it was a nice, quick Monster Hunter fix).
Justin Olivetti (@Sypster, blog): I forge ever onward in Lord of the Rings Online: Mordor, where currently I’m wading through piles of angry Dwarves trying to reclaim their ring of power. I also am hoping to adopt a nice Ale Association goat by Sunday, and I shall call him Geoff. My World of Warcraft subscription is finally up on Monday after months of free play via WoW tokens, so I have promised myself a gaming session or two to evaluate if resubbing is what I want to do right now.
MJ Guthrie (@MJ_Guthrie, blog): I have a large chunk of my weekend taken out of gaming by an awesome real life thing, but I will still dive onto my favorites for a spell. I want to finish Blue Mountain in Secret World Legends, and I’ve missed all the special summer stuff in EverQuest II so I want to at least get going with the week four quest. Besides that, I will be doing some ARK: Survival Evolved and Conan Exiles surviving. And a new entry: I’ll be doing more Trove to try and earn that special event mount!
Pierre, patron: As for many weeks now, I’m still playing casual sessions of The Division and Destiny, waiting impatiently for the launch of Destiny 2 on PS4 on September 65h (RIP my social life). Meanwhile, as I expect to play Life is Strange: Before the Storm when it launches on August 31, I’m going through a new playthrough of the best adventure game ever, Life is Strange. Such an exceptional game, I love it. Enjoy your gaming weekend MOP readers. Cheers!