Ugh. Why are we here? This is dumb. I’m cold and this place smells like farts. When can we leave? Why did we have to come here in the first place? You never tell me anything. I have to pee, throw up, and watch four episodes of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia in exactly that order. Your voice is awful. Stop pushing me. Where is my coat? Who took my coat? Who is that guy over there?
I don’t want to shake that guy’s hand. I want to lie down. I’m going to lie down and kick the ankles of anyone who comes near me for a quarter of an hour. Never mind, I want to put my face in a cake. When can we go? I want that cake now. It still smells like farts in here. Is this What Are You Playing? How did you get that car? Why is there a glowing portal here? I need new socks and shoes.
Andrew Ross (@dengarsw): The Pokemon Go event will help me burn off some of that Thanksgiving chub and make sure I don’t go overboard with Overwatch because Moira + Mayhem = Mass Fun. Also, I may do a little Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp because it’s another AC IP that I love (RIP Asheron’s Call).
Brianna Royce (@nbrianna, blog): Welp, it won’t be Marvel Heroes! Womp womp. Actually I did play a bit and sat my kid down and explained to him what was going on, so he went through and spent all our in-game currency on minipets. But yeah. I’ll probably play a bit of Guild Wars 2 this weekend, but mostly I’m shopping and working to get ahead of the end-of-the-year stuff. The December award-and-roundup hoopla doesn’t write itself!
Eliot Lefebvre (@Eliot_Lefebvre, blog): I have a long list of things I want to accomplish in World of Warcraft prior to the next expansion. The bright side is that I’ve already made good progress along the way to most of those, and I still have a very long time before that expansion happens. So I’ll be poking away at that, and also continuing with my usual antics in both Final Fantasy XIV and Secret World Legends.
Justin Olivetti (@Sypster, blog): Holiday weekends sometimes mean extra gaming time, so I’ll try to make sure mine isn’t going to waste. I’m slowly but surely working through the Marketplace quests in Dungeons & Dragons Online (I beat Proof is in the Poison, yeah!), Tokyo quests in Secret World Legends, Bloody Gore quests in Lord of the Rings Online, and all the quests in World of Warcraft. Seriously, I can’t commit to an alt. It’s a problem.
Pierre, patron: My trip to level and ilvl caps in Destiny 2 is not finished and I have less than two weeks left before the Curse of Osiris DLC launches. So I’ll spend most of my free time grinding in D2 this weekend; as I enjoy the game a lot, it will not be painful at all. Enjoy your gaming weekend MOP readers and let us know what you’re up to in terms of MMOs and gaming of course. Cheers!