Massively OP’s Weirdest MMORPG Stories of 2017: The fresh aroma of gamer

The world is broken.

We’re continuing our countdown of Massively OP’s weirdest MMORPG stories of 2017!

Coming in at #4 on our list is…

Destiny 2’s Pop-Tarts and energy drink promo is everything wrong with this industry


Destiny 2 also has a line of scented candles

Bungie did a lot of super weird cross-promotiony things in the leadup to the launch of Destiny 2 this fall, I can kind of understand the Pop-Tarts and energy drink thing if you’re going for ye olde gamers-eating-junk-food stereotype, but the scented candles? I still don’t with that. And I am burning a scented candle right now. I should be the target audience here!

I say Eliot wrote the candle one with exactly the seriousness it deserves. People got really mad over objections to the first one too, which continues to crack me up. It was a lame joke guys. Everyone knows breastplate nipples are really the worst thing in MMOs.

Stay tuned tomorrow for another entry in the countdown, and don’t forget to check out our annual MMORPG awards and our blooper awards while you’re at it!


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Everyone knows breastplate nipples are really the worst thing in MMOs.

Apparently they are historically accurate, though. A specific kind of body armor manufactured by the Greek and widely used throughout the 5th and 4th centuries BC imitated the shape of a muscular human torso, including nipples (and, even more strange, the belly button). I also know examples of ancient Japanese armor with nipples.

Besides, even Batman has had nipples in his breastplate :-p

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Well … live and learn, thank you, now every image of Batman will make look for them :-D

Bryan Correll

Don’t forget the batpants:

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