Massively OP’s Weirdest MMORPG Stories of 2017: A big bag of what?


Today we’re finishing off our countdown of Massively OP’s weirdest MMORPG stories of 2017!

And the weirdest MMORPG story of 2017 on MOP was…

An EVE Online player tried (and failed) to send CCP Games a big bag of tallywhackers


Notorious EVE Online player banned for threatening to cut off someone’s hands in real life

The thing about EVE Online is… it’s everything. It is everything from that time an EVE player sent CCP a troll package (“containing two bags of gummy candies in the shape of a phallus, a package of glitter, a bag of confetti also in the shape of dicks, and a letter inviting the developers to eat aforementioned bags of dicks”) to that time an EVE player crossed pretty much every line when he insinuated that he was planning violence against (and threatened to cut off the hands of) a fellow player who’d done him wrong and whose real-life address he was attempting to secure.

The first one was thwarted by Iceland’s wry customs officials, by the way, and the second by the strict action of CCP. See? Every emotion, all in one MMO.

That’s it for the 2017 weirdest stories countdown! Don’t forget to check out our annual MMORPG awards and our blooper awards!


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Farts and Dicks arnt funny? whats happened to this world..

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Oh it’s Eve? I’m surprised Eve is attached to violent sociopaths and man-children who still think farts and dicks are funny.

Also. I’m extremely mature and well-balanced as you can tell in my above post.