All right, everyone, settle down, you’re probably wondering why I called this meeting. Let me get right down to it: Last weekend was a lot of fun, but since then, there are some disturbing indications that we may all be wanted by the police for a variety of crimes. I don’t want to point fingers, but I think it’s time to figure out if we’re wanted by the police, and if so, why.
Like, seriously, I woke up with a lot of blood on my sheets. But that could actually mean lots of things. And I didn’t write myself a note about what I did, but Liam remembered to. It’s just that Liam’s note reads “make seven bob right proper quick in Londonderrydo” and Liam is, I must remind you, from Wisconsin. He doesn’t even know how much money seven bob is. I don’t know how much money that is. Is it even money?
Oh, those are sirens outside. Look, we’ve got to sort this out quickly before the police arrive, if for no other reason than it would be helpful to know whether we should confess, pay a fine, or book it. Let us know what you’re doing this weekend down in What Are You Playing, maybe we can work backwards from that.
Brianna Royce (@nbrianna, blog): Guild Wars 2 for sure; we’re trioing in Path of Fire and having absurd fun. Maybe something else will grab me too. I keep thinking about ARK: Survival Evolved for some reason.
Eliot Lefebvre (@Eliot_Lefebvre, blog): Nothing too ornate, even though I’ve got a rather wide-open weekend schedule; mostly I’ll be focusing on FFXIV and World of Warcraft per usual, as well as likely getting to a proper start in Project Gorgon.
Justin Olivetti (@Sypster, blog): I want to get through an interesting “walking simulator” called Tacoma, since I actually play the Steam games that I buy when they’re on sale. Some Dungeons & Dragons Online would be good, and I’m going to keep up with my money generation efforts in World of Warcraft. It’d be pretty awesome if I could buy the expansion by just playing the game!
Pierre, patron: Hello MOP readers, I’m Pierre and I’m an addict: I’m playing World of Tanks again. I tried to resist its call but wasn’t strong enough. Even worse, I’m diluting it with some PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds this weekend. Hard drugs… sigh! I’m definitely a PvPer these days. Enjoy your weekend MOP readers and beware if you plan on riding your tank to the park this weekend; kind advice, better find another occupation, because I’m merciless. Cheers!