Oh great, you’re here. We’ll be out late, at least until 11, so make sure that the kids are in bed by 7:30 with a glass of water and a bedtime story. No juice for Jimmy and no Frozen karaoke for Jamie. If you need us, we’ve left emergency contact numbers on the fridge. And you’re still charging $4 an hour, right? Good. See you later.
Face it, babysitting is in your blood, which is why you’re going to be logging into World of Warcraft for the current Children’s Week event. Through May 7th, players can take little tykes on tours through war zones — but it’s OK, they’re orphans. No permission slips needed for potentially life-threatening excursions.
Aside from achievements, rewards for the event include 10 different adorable pets. They’re actually some of the most personable critters in the game, so expect to see a lot of babysitting happening this week.