The love boat docks in Chronicles of Elyria’s port

    
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Man must be ready to ramp everything.

Hope you’re ready for a combination of both nautical and amorous elements, because that’s what Chronicles of Elyria is dishing up for its “Kickstarterversary.” In other news, the English language just flipped over the table and stormed out of the room saying, “That’s it, I’m done with this foolishness.”

For this month’s one-year anniversary of Chronicles of Elyria’s Kickstarter campaign, the team is bringing back some old packages and deals. To rope in more players, there are several shared packages that include carriages, cottages, farms, and, you know, love boats.

“What’s better than being on a boat alone? Bringing a friend, of course,” the studio said. “Experience the romance and magic of a picnic for two, alone together on the calm waters of a picturesque lake. The Love Boat package provides everything you need for the perfect moment: The rowboat, the picnic basket loaded with sweets and affection, and an instrument to play beautiful music so you can woo your fondest friend and sweep them off of their feet, Elyria style.”

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Robert Mann

*Patiently waits to see if he can organize reality show style events…* Love boats, mutiny of love? *Thinks it would be even better if they have physics and can be tipped.* “Three shots with the trebuchet, hit either end and flip the boat to win a prize!”

-In reality, would never attack people so, but the thoughts of what to do with this…

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Toy Clown

*Patiently awaits the game’s release before spending cash.*

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Loyheta

I was about to say old news until I realized that I was thinking of the swan boats for Ashes of Creation. At least Ashes had this going for February… ya know the month with valentine’s day in it?

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Dro Gul

Yeah I think even Justin got it mixed up because it was Ashes 1 year Kickstarter and CoEs 2 year.

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Daniel Miller

To be fair mmos take five years to make. Delays can be 7 or 8. But they did mess up alot.

They dropped that one programing software. I dont see them as bad as sota fundraisers. But not as tuned in as camalot unchained dev.

Mmos do cost lots to make. But hey you got to feel bad for the 5 and 10k backers.

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Dro Gul

It’s not just that they are late. It’s that they aren’t even ashamed of it and are even fundraising off it.

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2Ton Gamer

Yeah, no shame there and do not try to go into their Reddit answering questions honestly to new people looking to fund it. The fanbois for the game get touchy.

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Dro Gul

PS. It’s not the one year anniversary but rather 2 years. With nothing to show for it other than more promises, dev journals and sales.

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Dro Gul

Instead of being embarrassed by their missed targets they want to fundraise off the fact they will be years late. Also really cute offering the Count package again when it was supposed to have been retired. It’s all about the money. Time sure flies when you’re raising funds!

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2Ton Gamer

I tell people when they are thinking about putting money into this game that there are no refunds so therefore no promises. Just saying that alone will get you flamed in Reddit.