WRUP: How to make bird walk edition


Hello and being welcome to What Are You Playing, column that is for creating most excellent guide on subject of common knowledge to human beings which is also written by actual real human being too. Today column subject focus on how to make bird walk in good walk pattern for movement because human limbs are bad for walk.

First is be find bird. Bird should be more big than human, not more small. More small is bad. Once is finding bird, place two simple human leg over bird back and say in language of bird, “You are now my walk maker.” Bird will peck and scream so much. So much. So much. Why is bird angry? We are using human leg. Frustrating!

Bird is still outside doing so many scream. We do not know how to make bird walk. Tell us how to make bird walk. So many scream from bird. Help us. Help us make bird walk.

Andrew Ross (@dengarsw): ​God, my week was swamped and now the weekend too. I’m certainly going to do Pokemon Go’s Community Day, because like all rare game epics, the black ones trigger my “must get” genes, and apparently Charizard’s new move will make it pretty usable. Oh, and I need the exercise, sigh. Splatoon 2 is going to get some attention, since my two favorite Ninja Turtles are going head to head in the final stage of this Splatfest, but other social obligations are going to get in the way. Oh, and work. More reviews, probably no Sea of Thieves this weekend. (Sob.)

Brianna Royce (@nbrianna, blog): Realistically, nothing – I have guests in town next week, which means my weekend will be spend alternately dealing with illness and cleaning. But! If I get playtime, I’m still having fun in Trove, so I’ll probably spend more effort there with my kid. I had my trigger finger over the newly launched House Flipper game on Steam too, but I haven’t gone for it yet. But I kind of want to?

Eliot Lefebvre (@Eliot_Lefebvre, blog): Mostly Final Fantasy XIV and Final Fantasy XI. That’s really going to be enough for a weekend, I think; I have to see how far I can get on the latter, and there’s stuff to do on the former before the patch.

Justin Olivetti (@Sypster, blog): Thanks to a hard drive failure this week, I’m going to be spending a lot of time setting back up my PC and re-installing games. Whee! If I get time, I have a host of things to do, including getting some time in with Secret World Legends, Lord of the Rings Online, Star Trek Online, and World of Warcraft.

MJ Guthrie (@MJ_Guthrie, blog): I am playing Scramble to Prepare Your Life for a 3 Year-Old this weekend. It’s quite the VR experience! In between sessions of that, I will be doing survival of another kind in ARK: Survival Evolved and Conan Exiles. Then I will be preparing a number of premiers for Twitch while I am gone. I don’t think I will have it in me to do too much else.

Your turn!

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