WRUP: The four ways to impress a girl edition

    
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If you want to be her lover &c.

Pour boiling tungsten on her car: According to Wikipedia, tungsten has a melting point of 6192 °F. That is very hot, and probably will be difficult to contain in any sort of container. Its boiling point is even hotter, at 10706 °F. Still, if you can pour a vat of boiling tungsten onto her car, aside from causing massive damage to the surrounding environment, she’ll be suitably impressed.

Get a doctorate in alligators from the University of Pennsylvania: This was such a popular method in the 1960s that the slang term “gator girl” was created for women considered desirable enough to justify an eight-year course of study.

Fit a tennis ball in your mouth and then successfully whistle a Broadway song: Tennis balls must be of regulation size, but the Broadway song may be of any show, including those still running. More advanced artists may prefer selections from the musical Hamilton, which has produced a small pamphlet offering guidance on whistling and beat-boxing its ornate historical raps.

Answer What Are You Playing: Ladies love this feature.

Andrew Ross (@dengarsw): Pokemon Go will happen a bit. Been doing regular trade sessions with one of the families. I’ll also probably do some Splatfest in Splatoon 2 on team spoon because I can do almost anything a fork can do with chopsticks, but spoons cannot be so easily replaced.

Brianna Royce (@nbrianna, blog): I actually won’t be camped in front of my PC doing One Last Factory Run in Star Wars Galaxies Legends this weekend – gonna make the most of the last weekend before PAX and the end of the summer. I will be thinking about all the stacks and stacks of resources my harvies will be accruing while I’m AFK, however!

Eliot Lefebvre (@Eliot_Lefebvre, blog): Nothing major this weekend, actually; I’m aiming for something lighter across the board, even lighter on Final Fantasy XIV than normal. Perhaps some more single-player stuff, I don’t know.

Justin Olivetti (@Sypster, blog): Still in the middle of a whole lot of packing – and a whole lot of World of Warcraft leveling! No major plans other than to continue to rotate through and push forward my three main characters and enjoy the great questing and scenery that Battle for Azeroth has to offer.

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