Red Dead Redemption 2 has shriveling horse balls, but your own toon’s got nothin’, nude mod reveals

    
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Red Dead Redemption 2 has shriveling horse balls, but your own toon’s got nothin’, nude mod reveals

While you bide your time waiting for Red Dead Online’s beta, you can always hop into the real game, Red Dead Nudes. Sorry, I mean Red Dead Redemption 2, the PS4 version of which has now been blessed (?) with a nude mod for the game’s protagonist, thanks (?) to an anonymous modder.

Underneath it all, however, Arthur is a bit of a Ken doll and lacks his fun bits; apparently, Rockstar didn’t build in genitalia. This will either be a relief or a maddening turn of events, depending on your view.

We just need to point out here that the horses in this game are more anatomically correct than the human male player character complete with “dynamic testicle physics.” Then again, given what gross people have already done with the female NPCs, maybe this is for the best.

As MP1st notes, this is nothing since the game has yet to launch on PC. PC modders will have the character replete in dangly bits, plus Thrall-style shoulderpads and dual-wield lightsabers in no time.

Source: MP1st via VG247

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sizer99

If you find the wildman in game, he does have his junk swinging in the wind.

So if you ever got to see Arthur naked in game he’d have 40000 polys of the most lovingly sculpted frank and beans you’ve ever seen, and probably dynamic stiffie physics. But you don’t, so he’s a choir boy.

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camren_rooke

Pfff. That’s nothing I been using mods like that in Skyrim since like fore….ahem.

Nevermind.

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Armsbend

Fake. If this game was more realistic the horse’s balls would expand if you cupped them in the cold weather – warming the balls in the process. As any cowboy would tell you – this is perfectly natural when alone on the range.

For added realism allow the horse to kick the ball cupper in the head.

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camren_rooke

Howdy Pard’ner!

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Bruno Brito

T H E M O R E Y O U K N O W

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A Dad Supreme

Close enough, lol.

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Paragon Lost

LOL! And he then loots the guy. Too damn funny.

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kalech

They modeled something you can see, but didn’t model something you can’t see unless you use mods? A shocking development.

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A Dad Supreme

I think it’s a great idea they wholly focused on console players first. Black Friday and Xmas are the big sellers and console units will definitely sell more than PC copies, so it only makes good financial sense.

PC players shouldn’t be that salty over this because you can look at the bright side that the extra time being put into the PC version should result in a very stable and smooth release.

After watching Bethesda push out a substandard product on all platforms that is found lacking and should have had at least six more months of intense work, but got green-lighted because… “Black Friday/Xmas! Get it out the door now!”, it’s good to see another company take the time and care needed to release properly.

It’s funny because everyone is raging “Bethesda releases buggy game! BOO!” and now they are all raging“Rockstar won’t release PC version NOW! BOO”

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Legend Of Vinny T

Bethesda is the worst possible counter-example for Rockstar. Or anybody else, for that matter. Even when Elder Scrolls games were PC-only, they’d spend years patching out bugs from the initial release, then give up and leave it to modders to fix the rest in unofficial patches. It’s not “Bethesda releases buggy game! Boo!”, it’s “Bethesda always releases buggy games, and this one’s exactly as buggy as we feared, especially after such a short beta! We told you so! Boo!”

Rockstar, on the other hand, isn’t even trying to release same-day on PC because they’re financially motivated to wait a year until everybody’s finished the game on console, then double-dip from the people looking for better graphics and mod support from the PC port. They haven’t had any intention to release on PC and console at the same time, if they release on PC at all, for as long as I can remember, so first-time quality is a moot point.

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camren_rooke

Yeah, Modding out your bugs isn’t really quality mods.

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Darthbawl

“dynamic testicle physics.”

Can we early vote this for Craziest Game Feature of the Year?

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Oleg Chebeneev

I mean.. boobs physics is a thing for a long time. Even many MMOs have shaky boobs physics. Not sure if they thriveling in cold tho

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deekay_plus

i have the feeling this will delight yet others.

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Oleg Chebeneev

Relief? Im in rage. Never buying anything from Rockstar again

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xpsync

I know a Gamestop you can visit.