Final Fantasy XIV fans assemble the community tier list… for daddies

    
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Who's your daddy? People will ask. Be sure you know.

It’s the day before the second Final Fantasy XIV fan festival ahead of Shadowbringers, which means that the community is hard at work. Is the hard work theorizing, datamining, or speculating? No, it’s the hard work of assembling the unofficial FFXIV daddy tier list. Now when someone in the game asks “who’s your daddy” you can actually respond with “Raubahn is my daddy and he’s a God-tier daddy.”

Well, we suppose you could have responded that way before. But now you’ve got a chart.

Of course, the chart is going to be largely impenetrable to non-FFXIV fans, as is the large and sprawling thread arguing things like whether or not Sadu of the Dotharl should join Merlwyb as being the two women showing up in the daddy tier list, or whether Alphinaud is too young to be a daddy at all. Still, there is no finer resource for figuring out which version of the cinematic derplander is the best daddy. Or any other resource for that, actually.

Meanwhile, the fan festival is starting tomorrow, and this author will probably be liveblogging it. There will possibly be more daddies on display.

Unofficial Final Fantasy XIV Daddy Tier List from ffxiv

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Arsin Halfmoon

I must be getting out of touch with MMOs, I didnt know daddys were a thing

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Merlwyb can be my daddy and step on me any time. So can Ysayle (which she actually does when she turns into punk Shiva) ;-)

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Polychromantium

merlwyb though lol

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cursedseishi

I already got misgivings on this Tier list…

Solus is NOT A tier material, he’s such a deadbeat dad that no one notices it when he even dies.
And yeah, Estinien isn’t amazing either, but he is C tier at worst. He doesn’t show up much, true, he’s always out for long jumps of times too… but when we really need him? When it’s an important game? He thrusts right in for the save, even if he bounces minutes later.
And no Eynzahr? Mistdaddy is easily B-Tier material there, maybe even A-Tier with the Mask. Man doesn’t just have a car, he’s got a god-dang boat. Ain’t no kids showing up to skill in a fancy boat on the shoulder of the strongest pirate, are they?

However, I do approve of Alphinaud’s position. Especially Punished Alphinaud. I also approve of the Metal Gear ploy there, but I’m sad Alisaie isn’t slipped in somewhere here under the name “Liquid Alphinaud” or the like.
Also Asahi’s position is dead on.

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obrobos .

Sigh.

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Sorenthaz

Pretty sure /r/leagueoflegends had something like this awhile ago. Same with /r/deadbydaylight.

Merlwyb tho.

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Eliandal

Could have combined this with the RP column and had some real fun ( we’re all adults here? right?)

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Armsbend

Came in for hardcore sexual content…left disappointed.

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Came in for hardcore sexual content

Come to Ul’dah’s Quicksand tavern on Balmung or Mateus, you’ll find plenty of willing participants ;-)

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Armsbend

stop trying to make it better…