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Bonus question: What sort of pet would you love to have regardless of space or care requirements?
Andrew Ross (@dengarsw): Another Pokemon Go and Let’s Go weekend, but I think it’s paying off. It’s not just motivating me to walk but to work out in general, and I’m able to wear more of my old clothes again!
While I’d love to have a pet bear, temperament is also a bit of an issue so I’m going with a capybara. They’re cute, semi active, semi aquatic, and curious. Oh, and big enough to take on a walk!
Brianna Royce (@nbrianna, blog): Drowning in work – why did so many good people apply for our open positions and make deciding so hard?? – but I’m going to try to make it into Torchlight Frontiers this weekend to see whether it was worth my hype.
Chris Neal (@wolfyseyes, blog): Well, let’s see. Torchlight Frontiers’ alpha will be a thing, the whims of the CMAlings in Legends of Aria, further Chonky Armor Adventures in Anthem….but first, lots of sleep.
In regards to pet, I just want a pupper or kitter. I’m simple (boring). If we’re talking fantastical, though, then it has to be the fishing otter from Final Fantasy XIV.
Eliot Lefebvre (@Eliot_Lefebvre, blog): Time to keep working on leveling secondary jobs on my alts in Final Fantasy XIV! Why? Because I’m tedious. I’ve also finished Spider-Man and so I think it’s time to pick up Assassin’s Creed Odyssey in earnest.
You couldn’t separate me from my cats, but if I had the choice I’d love to also have a tegu and a fox as pets. Unfortunately, we don’t really have the space or environment right for a tegu, and foxes aren’t really pets. Shame.
Justin Olivetti (@Sypster, blog): Since Lord of the Rings Online and Dungeons & Dragons Online are having issues this week, I’m going to look elsewhere for fun. Project Gorgon and DC Universe Online are on my list, so maybe those? My daughter wants to build a house together in The Sims 4 as well.
Patron Pierre: Sorry for the long absence here, MOP readers, but things have been really busy at work these last months. But I’m back this weekend. And I’m playing The Division as some kind of training to get prepared for the launch of The Division 2 on Tuesday 12th (yes, I’m weak: I bought the Ultimate edition of the game to be able to play three days in advance, and only Uplay because of the cute Teddy Bear trinket, a Uplay exclusive).
I’m so excited to play TD2 as I didn’t take part in the betas; I didn’t want any spoiler on the beginning of the game. I like to discover everything when a new game launches.
I hope you have a great gaming weekend too, dear MOP readers. Cheers!