MassivelyOP’s 2020 Golden Yachties: Best inappropriately sexy MMO post

This one is probably NSFW.

    
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MassivelyOP’s not-so-serious end-of-the-year awards continue today with our pick for best inappropriately sexy MMO post. (If you’re wondering what the heck a Golden Yachtie is, you can get caught up with the first award.)

And the winner is…

ANIMAL CROSSING’S PENIS-SHAPED FIREWORKS

Chris’ piece Animal Crossing New Horizons now lets players trip and fall, create penis-shaped fireworks comes darn close to burying the lede.

“There’s been a recent update made to the adorable Animal Crossing New Horizons, including the ability to visit a dream version of other players’ islands in their sleep, backup their island and save data, and take in fireworks shows every Sunday which can be modified to include custom fireworks designs.

“So, naturally, everyone started filling their night skies with dicks.

“Yes, the custom designed fireworks allow for any shape crafted by players to arrive in colorful explosions as part of a fireworks display, which means there’s been a proliferation of penises in the peaceful islands of the game’s world.”

Bless.

Wow.

I’m not really all that embarrassed to say I have a whole list of runners-up for this piece.

Want to nominate another winner? Let us know in the comments, and don’t forget to check out our serious MMO awards while you’re at it.

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Chris Neal

Not only did something I wrote win this award, but most of the nominees were my stories as well. Not sure how to process that.

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Bryan Correll

Eliot’s probably super jealous.

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Bryan Correll

And it’s New Year’s Eve, the perfect time for a fireworks show: bang, bang, bang, leading to an explosive climax.

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Bruno Brito

I can’t breathe

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Paragon Lost

Lol! Right?! Had to show my wife once I stopped laughing.

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🤣😂

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camren_rooke

Those Halfling ladies sure do like big fireworks…uhm…explosions…..uh…things.

Also, the male secondary singer looks so much like my cousin. scary!

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Utakata

The obligatory…

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Armsman

With regard to what won. I never knew that occurred, and I wish I still didn’t know that occurred.

It’s something that I think is better forgotten by all involved.

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When the devs first added user generated content to City of Heroes (super bases, and then the Architect system where you could create your own missions) one of the devs apparently commented on how every time they even *thought* about letting players make anything, they had to factor in TTP. (Time To Penis.) Basically, “how long will it take before someone finds a way to use this feature to build a penis.” The problem is that if there’s any level of player control at all, TTP is usually “about five seconds.”

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Hikari Kenzaki