MassivelyOP’s 2020 Golden Yachties: Best inappropriately sexy MMO post

This one is probably NSFW.


MassivelyOP’s not-so-serious end-of-the-year awards continue today with our pick for best inappropriately sexy MMO post. (If you’re wondering what the heck a Golden Yachtie is, you can get caught up with the first award.)

And the winner is…


Chris’ piece Animal Crossing New Horizons now lets players trip and fall, create penis-shaped fireworks comes darn close to burying the lede.

“There’s been a recent update made to the adorable Animal Crossing New Horizons, including the ability to visit a dream version of other players’ islands in their sleep, backup their island and save data, and take in fireworks shows every Sunday which can be modified to include custom fireworks designs.

“So, naturally, everyone started filling their night skies with dicks.

“Yes, the custom designed fireworks allow for any shape crafted by players to arrive in colorful explosions as part of a fireworks display, which means there’s been a proliferation of penises in the peaceful islands of the game’s world.”



I’m not really all that embarrassed to say I have a whole list of runners-up for this piece.

Want to nominate another winner? Let us know in the comments, and don’t forget to check out our serious MMO awards while you’re at it.

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