Star Wars: The Old Republic tweaks amplifiers and uprisings

    
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Star Wars: The Old Republic tweaks amplifiers and uprisings

A long time ago in an MMO far, far away, there was a patch for Star Wars: The Old Republic. While the SITH EMPIRE tried to keep it from the freedom-loving inhabitants of the galaxy, the developers at BIOWARE ran a blockade to bring it to them.

The dashing reporter JUSTIN OLIVETTI wrote of this upcoming patch, telling of the glorious improvements to AMPLIFIERS and UPRISINGS that were coming. And even as sinister forces moved to squash this movement, intrepid PLAYTESTERS could get their hands on Game Update 6.2.1 right now and see what the FUSS was all about.

Would amplifiers make good on a promise for a BETTER BROWSING experience? Would all uprisings become available at max level with a full REBALANCE of the Force?

Only you can find out the truth and save the core worlds from certain doom…

Source: SWTOR

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Bullwraith

Nicely done Justin.

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Strider95

Haha! Well done Justin, that’s some entertaining article writing.

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EmberStar

I don’t get it… >.<

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cursedseishi

It’s written in the style of the introductory Crawlers that runs at the start of the Star Wars movies–including the capitalization of relevant and important names and groups. Things like ‘THE EMPIRE’ or ‘JEDI’ or ‘LUKE SKYWALKER’, usually things tied to and important to the story get that treatment.

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EmberStar

Oh. I guess when I’ve read those my brain must auto-correct for the unnecessary capslock then.