Sometimes the craving hits you. You don’t need no potato chips or macaroni salad; you need to be satisfied by a pile of delicious chicken wings. But you’re also too lazy to get off the couch to obtain some, so what’s to be done?
If you’re Bereman99 and you’re in FFXIV, you put on your best alliance raid outfit, hold out your hand, and expect dinner to come to you. Works every time. I recommend the parmesan garlic sauce.
…what, that’s a fairy? Eh, their wings are tasty too.
“A dragon our group met in Neverwinter this week, killed, then apparently resurrected when the spirit in the glowy sword took over the body,” said Katriana. “He’s turning out to be a rather amiable fellow.”
Hirku Two is back in Lord of the Rings Online and attending to the very serious work of imitating statues. You might think that this is pointless buffoonery, but rumor is that the Sauron raid can be defeated entirely with the power of emotes.
Today’s One Shots column is brought to you by letter “F,” the number “14,” and the color “purple.”
“This is actually my Sage and it took forever to get that shot,” said Vincent. “I tried so many angles and positions but it just didn’t work, finally I decided to make the focus the special effects instead of my character and it kind of just worked.”
And speaking of FFXIV, Minimalistway is having fun with the new adventure plates: “The Bard is my main. I used this scared face because this is how I feel every time I’m in a raid. Bright Goobbue is my alt who I made so he can be the shiniest player. His name was picked by the random name generator — I clicked the button once and it gave me the perfect name.”
Since it’s been two weeks since our last One Shots column, y’all are probably brimming with stuff to post. So whatcha waiting for? Let’s see it!
Every week, One Shots shines a spotlight on the best community screenshots from your MMO adventures. If you have a great pic to share, email it to justin@massivelyop.com with the subject “One Shots.” Make sure that the picture is over 880px wide and comes with a description or story!
