Ever since Fellowship of the Ring came out, every wanna-be wizard with a staff thinks that they can camp out on bridges and forbid people to cross. Well, I got news for them. I inspired the Three Billy Goat Gruff, and I’m going to make it to the other side no matter how much you shake your stick at me.
Of course, Vincent might be a completely different story. A FFXIV cat-person has no flaws whatsoever. Unless, of course, you have a spray bottle filled with water. Then you shall pass and get glared at the whole time.
Bree is sight-seeing in Middle-earth: “Took my lowbie Champion to Evendim in Lord of the Rings Online this week, trying not to do anything intensive while the deed log bug was still going on, and wow, Evendim really holds up beautifully — even with settings turned down a bit.”
And speaking of LOTRO shots and lowbie zones, my “completionist” Burglar went for a night ride in Ered Luin on her red-painted skeleton horse. Probably on her way to a rave, I would think.
“Death comes for everyone. Even chickens,” Katriana pontificates. All I can wonder is what kind of cell plan Death has, and if Death plays a lot of mobile games, and if Death likes to take pictures of his victims. Even chickens.
“Here’s more of my build in Enshrouded,” shared IronSalamander8. “Underneath the castle, through a secret door hidden behind a tapestry, lies the eerie crypt.”
And inside the crypt? Froot Loops. We don’t know why.
Whether you’re in crypts or on lakes, I hope you pause to take a screenshot or two and share them with us this week! “Keep One Shots weird” is our motto around here, and I know you can do it.
Every morning, the Massively Overpowered writers team up with mascot Mo to ask MMORPG players pointed questions about the massively multiplayer online roleplaying genre. Grab a mug of your preferred beverage and take a stab at answering the question posed in today’s Daily Grind!
