April Fools’ Day around the MMO world, 2025 edition

    
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Love it or hate it, today is April Fools’ Day, and the MMORPG industry is not about to miss this epic chance to troll you. We’re going to be rounding up some of the best gags and events around the MMO world today here as they land. Remember, believe nothing!

First, a few of the ones we’ve covered already – including our own:

Star Citizen’s Triggerfish is back with HONEY, I SHRUNK THE SHIPS!

“Tired of feeling like a small cog in a big machine? Well…you’re going to love this. Welcome to the shrunken place, AKA the marble ‘verse, AKA micro maps, AKA… you get the point. This Triggerfish, Arena Commander brings a new twist to the small screen from inside your very own hab. Want to show the ‘verse that you’re a compact combatant, a miniature mauler, or a tiny trooper? Play on the EZ Hab map between now and April 7, 2000 UTC and you’ll earn the Downsized Spectrum badge after the event ends. Swerve Pico asteroids, traverse countertop landscapes, and fire some itsy-bitsy, teenie-weenie pew pews. PS: Miniature MISC R.A.P.T.O.Rs will not be available for Triggerfish 2955. PPS: Miniature Origin 404s are available, we just can’t find them.”

Guild Wars 2’s patch notes herald the return of all the game’s past April Fools’ Day events (except SAB, of course).

“With Janthir getting wilder than ever expected, the commander finds themselves in need of a break. Hope arrives in the form of a long-awaited overseas package that they definitely remember ordering. Could this be the wayfinder’s big chance to realize their long-held, heretofore-unmentioned dream? Break out your decorations and construct the slow-life homestead shop of your dreams in the Cozy Café weekly experience—starting now and open for business until April 8. But wait, there’s more! For this limited time period, you can also experience fond memories of previous April Fools releases, including Heights of Glory, Future Fashionable, Dog Days, Choya Carnival, Missive from the Sunbeam Throne, and Seats of Power.”

Game Update Notes: April 1, 2025: en-forum.guildwars2.com/topic/157009… hujdrfffffffffffff

Guild Wars 2 (@guildwars2.com) 2025-04-01T16:00:37.539Z

World of Warcraft’s patch notes promise more! More what? Yes! Oh no.

“If there’s anything we know about WoW players, it’s that you want more. In this patch, we’re adding more of everything. More dungeons, more classes, more races, more pets and more mounts and more flight paths and more words on the screen. Unless you want more empty spaces, in which case—we’ve cut the words and we’re adding more empty spaces! “More more more” is our motto. Read on for more.”

WoW also has a minor addendum. Minor, heh heh. “Playing house just got real!” Blizz says.

Star Trek Online puts you in your very own Aetherian Fusion Helmet.

Warframe is teasing… sunglasses?

War Thunder has introduces a WW1 mode, and as usual with War Thunder, it’s a real mode, not just a joke, and you can keep (some) of the vehicles for the real game.

The FFXI patch notes promise a new high-speed cableway network to Sel Phiner, a new minigame, and the Incredible Congratulatory Ultra Phenomenal Trove.

Who thought Closers was gonna go all out on April Fools’ Day? It did though.

Pet rocks in Valheim!

Important survival advice from Pax Dei.

Apparently, the ride you’re going on in RuneScape is… Fabio.

Trove’s “Mystic Ascension Update (April 1st Special)” promises an “absolutely balanced and 100% grind-friendly update” with tripled mat requirements and luck-based drops.

“Players must now gather Supersoul Shards – ultra-rare materials essential for all Mystic Level 2 crafting. Already collected resources? Irrelevant! Fresh grind for everyone! Triple the Requirements! Triple the Fun! All Mystic material requirements have been tripled. That’s right -> more farming = more fun.”

Not April Fools, but FFXIV is now selling fat chocobo outfits, starting today.

Dating sims sound really funny to gamedevs this year, apparently. PUBG is in on it too:

I don’t think this Vindictus patch note is true.

I… don’t think this Hearthstone stuff is a joke:

“Thanks to the success of the Heroes of StarCraft Mini-Set, we’re excited to announce the Year of the Chicken will bring a cross-over with another storied Blizzard franchise—Hearthstone: Heroes of Warcraft! This new collection will include iconic characters from Warcraft lore, like Thrall and Jenna Proudmore. And, to celebrate the Year of the Chicken, Leeroy Jenkins will be returned to the Core Set after all.”

My Time At Evershine is getting serious about cheating. Relationship cheating, that is.

Scars of Honor has announced a new sci-fi race. Don’t click it.

Enlisted is… actually yeah there’s no way this is going to end well.

Among Us is backward.

🤪 ehT dlekS is BACK 🤪APRIL FOOLS. the highly requested return of our 2021 joke is here: a backwards Skeld!❓ ehT dlekS map has replaced The Skeld in matchmaking/game creation❓ limited time event ends April 8❓ deetnaraug noisufnocHAVE FUN DON'T DIE www.innersloth.com/april-fools-…

sU gnomA (@amongus.innersloth.com) 2025-04-01T16:05:57.600Z

I gotta say, this pic looked like… something else entirely when I first peeped it on social media. Anyway, Aloft having a little fun at Funcom’s expense.

The Division 2 gets balanced.

Age of Water is introducing a yellow submarine that we would actually want. This better not be a joke.

Last Epoch also apparently thinks dating is hilarious.

Enshrouded introduces Enshrouded Revolt.

BitCraft 8-bit mode – the joke was right there. We’d play this.

Overwatch 2 is up to no good.

“Everything is completely fine. Nothing strange is happening. The Overwatch 2 development team definitely did not let an ant problem spiral out of control, causing mysterious (yet highly entertaining) changes in the game. If you happen to notice a mysterious new game mode in the Arcade, please ignore it. We’re totally in control and will probably get it removed by April 14. Until then, the Overwatch 2 team has added some um… totally normal and not at all new challenges for you to earn new cosmetics, including the Rainy Ducky Orisa Legendary Skin.”

We’ll be adding to our list as the craziness of the day rolls on!

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