
Lucky Jinx’s headlining World of Warcraft screenshot brings to mind an observation I’ve oft made in MMOs and RPGs over the years, which is that underground life wouldn’t be the same if it wasn’t for those magically glowing wall crystals that never seem to run out of luminescence. That’s really got to cut down on bills, even if you have to worry that your light bulb might fall and crush your dog every so often.
Which version of Final Fantasy XIV Vincent do you want today? You can pick from Space Action Vincent (now with ray gun sound effects!) or Heading Off to Harpsichord Lessons Vincent (now with boots for riding giraffes!).
MolleaFauss continues touring Elder Scrolls Online, landing in Summerset this week: “Those High Elves do like their white marble buildings, their tall places, and stairs. Lots of stairs.”
They got them thighs, those Elves. Work it.
“So I’ve just finished playing through Myth Drannor in Dungeons and Dragons Online,” said Sleepy. “While it’s a nice wilderness zone, it’s gotta be the biggest, most blatant copy-paste ever. Didn’t need to be a quarter of the size.”
And IronSalamander8 returns from a Garden Warfare 2 convention in Egypt, it looks like: “My Torchwood is busy trying to decipher the zombie hieroglyphics, where he recognizes some old friends.”
Break out your dance moves and let’s see your character boogying on the disco floor! Or you could be boring and post something breathlessly beautiful. Whatever you like, the comments are down there for you to spoil!
