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Perfect Ten is a humorous list-themed feature column by Justin Olivetti and Eliot Lefebvre. [Follow this column’s RSS feed]

Perfect Ten: MMORPGs that help you get your spaceship on

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Sometimes even the most die-hard MMORPG player finds him or herself a little tired of constantly looking at the back of a head and...
I TRUSTED YOU

Perfect Ten: Terminology the MMORPG genre needs

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MMOs, like any other hobby, have their own terminology. We have the term "newb" for new players, "noob" for players who aren't actually new...

Perfect Ten: Ranking MMORPG combat pets, from best to worst

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It's an objectively known fact that Warhammer Online's squigs were the peak of MMORPG pet design and functionality. Giant balls of attitude and appetite...
Wow, positive.

Perfect Ten: MMO NPC lives from best to worst

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The lives of NPCs are unpleasant within MMOs. Imagine coming into existence knowing that you are forever doomed to perform one singular function, one...

Perfect Ten: MMORPGs that walk on the weird side

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In third grade, my teacher sent home a report card with the note that "Justin is wonderfully strange." Ever since then, I never found the...
My life is not fun.

Perfect Ten: The MMOs with the most unclear futures in 2017

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A little while back, I took a look at the healthiest games in the MMO space at this time. That was a nice, uplifting...
THIS WEIGHS KILOGRAMS

Perfect Ten: Mobile MMOs coming in 2017

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This past year, we couldn't seem to go a week without bumping into news of some new mobile MMO or a tablet spin-off of...
I'm definitely an elf!

Perfect Ten: The best MMORPG updates and expansions of 2016 (that aren’t Legion)

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Sometimes you have to exclude something from a list. I could, for example, praise World of Warcraft: Legion for being a really good expansion...
Overpowered.

Perfect Ten: Biggest MMORPG surprises of 2016

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Back at the beginning of December, I posted a list of what I considered to be the biggest MMORPG stories of 2016. However, there...
And on and on and on...

Perfect Ten: The MMOs with the best value at the start of 2017

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About a year ago, I listed off the best free-to-play titles on the market. To the surprise of no one, including me, that turned...
Boy-howdy, it's a bar.

Perfect Ten: All the MMORPGs coming in 2017

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Right now we are in a strange place in MMORPG history. Following the backlash of WoW clones and several high-profile titles that underperformed, major...
So many colors in the rainbow.

Perfect Ten: The healthiest live MMORPGs at the end of 2016

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About a year and a half ago, my colleague, co-worker, and friend to man and beast alike Justin compiled a list of the healthiest...
Yes, yes it is.

Perfect Ten: The biggest MMORPG stories of 2016

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As we start to come to grips with the fact that we will be turning over the calendar into 2017 in one short month,...
What can I say except ''you're welcome''

Perfect Ten: Moments to be thankful for in MMOs

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It's the holiday once again, and somehow I've wound up on Thanksgiving Day here in the US. You may not be reading this on...

Perfect Ten: Messed-up aspects of MMORPGs we mindlessly accept

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When we engage in the collective fantasy of playing MMORPGs, we accept certain structures and tropes that have been in place since the early...
WHY IS STUFF SO HARD?!

Perfect Ten: The worst patch naming in MMORPGs

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Patches should, in all honesty, be the easiest thing in the world for online games to handle. You have a word that means patch,...
There were problems.

Perfect Ten: The craziest things The Secret World has asked me to do

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As I am fond of saying, there is no MMO that I've ever played that has the capability of being so frustrating and downright...
Guess who's back. Back again.

Perfect Ten: My demands to MMORPGs after 13 years

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I've mentioned many times that my first MMO was Final Fantasy XI. It released in North America 13 years ago as of tomorrow. I...

Perfect Ten: Ten ways to bond with your kids over MMOs

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Back in 2009 I made the transition into parenthood, an advanced class that I still don't think I'm quite qualified for. Since then I've...
This isn't how it had to be.

Perfect Ten: Incompetent leaders in MMORPGs

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Leadership is difficult. You have to get a group of people to work together when they may or may not be naturally inclined to...

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