weekend
WRUP: Wither bird edition
he came to me
he came to me though I was afraid
my fear and anxiety have ruled my life and it has been so consuming
upon...
WRUP: Who is the big stupid dumpster man edition
Wyatt: A big stupid man who lives in a dumpster, Wyatt is a strong candidate whom we should all consider for this.
Liam: If anyone...
WRUP: The alphabet of bird edition
A is for albatross. B is for blue jay. C is for cardinal. D is for dodo. E is for emu. F is for...
WRUP: Some new wrestlers, some better wrestlers
John Cee-Clamp-A: He's exactly like John Cena, but he has lobster arms instead of people arms. Signature hold is the "Clamp You With The...
WRUP: Full lyrics to the theme song ‘Massively Overpowered (The Elocution of a Bird)’ edition
Look at the neat thing we found! It turns out that while clearing out the back of the Massively Overpowered offices because I needed...
WRUP: How the articles get made (a look behind the magic) edition
First and foremost, you need to find a bird. Are you writing this down? You find a bird. You find a bird. You. Find....
WRUP: Cat control guide edition
WASD: Move
Mouse: Move camera
Shift: Move slowly
Ctrl: Move quickly
Space Bar: Jump
Left Click: Cry like an idiot
Right Click: Swat
F1: Summon Drone
Number keys 1-0: Suggest actions to...
WRUP: Extreme unicorn hammer tag edition
Important note: Due to the sensitive nature of the contents contained within, this post has been auto-checked by ContentReader Safe Censor™! The algorithms of...
WRUP: Things you could do if you had twenty fingers on each hand edition
Thing the FIRST: Play the piano really well with way less hand movement.
Thing the SECOND: Play a flute really well.
Thing the THIRD: Play two...
WRUP: The power of superheroes edition
The obvious thing to say about superheroes is that they are a power fantasy. This is mostly true, but it isn't the whole story,...
WRUP: Things Huey Lewis has lied to me about and the ways he did so edition
Lie: "Don't take money, don't take fame, don't need no credit card to ride this train."
Format: Song (The Power of Love)
Truth: It in fact...
WRUP: Dril edition
new rule for makin a character in an MMO is that you must be personally willing to kiss them on the mouth. with. tongue....
WRUP: Eliot’s power is still kaput, so behold, I am Eliot now
The part of Eliot in today's WRUP will be played by Bree. Unfortunately, Bree is not nearly as funny as Eliot and is very...
WRUP: The power of fist edition
Step 1: Have a hand.
Step 2: Curl your fingers together so that the tips of your nails - your sweet, tender nails, so delicately...
WRUP: One hundred names you could give a pet lizard edition
Mr. Lizard. Mrs. Lizard. Scaly Max. Princess. Godzilla. Smaug. Smaugzilla. Captain. Ol' Slitherbelly. Borger. William. Super-William. William the Conqueror. William the Conqueror Specifically Of...
WRUP: These are some sins local animals have committed edition
Turkeys: At least two of the neighborhood turkeys were guilty of bearing false witness when I asked them if they had seen my keys...
WRUP: Lesser-used Street Fighter combo sequences
Please note, all commands assume you are facing right; reverse commands if you are facing left. All combos assume you are also playing in-person;...
WRUP: Robot edition
Note: Due to general apathy, my updates for this thing will now be written for our robot audience by my helpful companion unit ZR-44581-Q....
WRUP: And another thing edition
It turns out I'm still angry! I mean, why exactly are you this reluctant to just go ahead and say "beta" at this point?...
WRUP: Troubleshooting common snake problems edition
Problem: Snake does not exist.
Solution: Go buy a snake, you idiot.
Problem: Snake is hissing at me and biting me and has indicated that it...
