weekend
WRUP: New drinks served at your local bar edition
The Frosty MacMurphy: Take one part Scotch, one part eggnog, one part motor oil, and one part expired eggnog. Put all of that stuff...
WRUP: Massively Overpowered new hero overview patch 5.3.2 edition
After several years, the metagame for Massively Overpowered has gotten stale, so we've decided to carefully rebalance our characters for increased engagement. But then...
WRUP: Of course something is going wrong with the joke machine edition
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Why did the road cross the chicken?
Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: How...
WRUP: Completely acceptable jokes edition
Q: What's a cow's favorite musical genre?
A: Moo-town!
Q: Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
A: He wanted to see time fly!
Q:...
WRUP: This post was not written by a neural network edition
Well, folks, I'm sorry. I strongly hinted in the last intro that the next installment of What Are You Playing would be written by...
WRUP: The song of Demon Joe who thought an axe was a sword edition
Sit down my friends, and hear a tale of a demon they named Joe,
It's a lame name for a demon, I think, but that's...
WRUP: Movies you could not make today edition
Casablanca: Humphrey Bogart is exceptionally dead and thus can no longer star in this movie, which means that it would no longer have its...
WRUP: Superpositional mockery edition
Good morning, dear readers. At this time, one of two things has happened. The first possibility is that I was up to watch the...
WRUP: See the astonishing Amazo, the Magician With a Gun edition
Come one, come all, especially come if you're part of the police! It's the astonishing Amazo, the magician who enhances his magical mysteries by...
WRUP: Reasons why you have angered the minotaurs edition
You have angered the minotaur. That was dumb. If you already know why you have angered this minotaur (and, by extension, the remainder of...
WRUP: This is where the waffle dungeon is edition
Hello, welcome to the waffle dungeon, I'm Waffle Guide Mike and I'll be helping you get used to the Waffle Dungeon. Yes, this is...
WRUP: The first two words from each comment from December 8 edition
So, POE. Why are it was not technically I will please do, I believe yeah I goodness that's. I'm not I sleep yeah last, ahh someone...
WRUP: Massively Overpowered 2018 Important Concepts Awards edition
For some reason, all of our awards this year have covered MMOs. There's so much other stuff to cover! We know, because whenever we...
WRUP: All the holiday songs at once edition
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree, jingle all the way. Don we now our gay apparel, fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la, they never let poor Rudolph...
WRUP: Excerpt from the diary of Sir Harris Bellweather, farting explorer edition
...It was at this late hour, with our nightly feast of beans fading into pungent memory, that the watchman sighted land off the larboard...
WRUP: Tips for stealing food from the people one table over in the restaurant if that’s your deal edition
Tip 1: Make sure the people one table over in the restaurant have actually ordered their food. If you try to steal it and...
WRUP: Introducing some new garbage you can buy edition
Folks, how long has it been since you bought something? Is it long enough that you're starting to actually examine your life and ask...
WRUP: Sorry about the manatees edition
We're just sorry about this. We're sorry about everything related to manatees. We're sorry that these things aren't really all that cute, looking like...
WRUP: The revolution will be available in audio formats edition
Folks, we know that people have been upset about the idea that the revolution will not be televised. Thus, we've made sure that the...
WRUP: Sycamore is a really funny word edition
Seriously, look at that word. Sick-a-more. What a weird word. A lot of words stop sounding real when you say them a bunch of...