weekend

We're just sorry about this. We're sorry about everything related to manatees. We're sorry that these things aren't really all that cute, looking like...

Folks, we know that people have been upset about the idea that the revolution will not be televised. Thus, we've made sure that the...

Seriously, look at that word. Sick-a-more. What a weird word. A lot of words stop sounding real when you say them a bunch of...

Despite the shades we had found in Sycamore house, I was still uneasy. There was more to be found, I insisted, driven as much...

The third shade evaded us for weeks. It looked small and vulnerable, more like the suggestion of something small than an actual small person;...

The second shade was neither hostile nor evasive; at first glance it seemed friendly and articulate. To a casual observer it appeared to be...

The first shade of Sycamore House made no attempt to evade us. It squatted, spherical and shimmering, directly in the first doorway we came...

Towel Crab: This crab's job is to bring guests hand towels to dry their hands after using the bathroom. He is performing this task...

Hello, parents! There's no need to be alarmed, it's just me, your friendly neighborhood superhero! And you've no need to fret; your children are...

Why did you pick this new theme? Well, because we never really picked the old theme, we just found something that worked during our month-long melange...

The following is all only lightly edited from actual speaking. "Yeah, let's go play some World of Warcraft! I'm excited!" "Oh, hey, I hadn't...

Have you ever been told that you "would lose your head if it were not attached to your neck?" Friends, what happens if your...

Pour boiling tungsten on her car: According to Wikipedia, tungsten has a melting point of 6192 °F. That is very hot, and probably will...

As we near the end of the year, it's time for us to start figuring out which characters to include in next year's cast...

Some Disney thing or another: A young kid goes on a life-changing journey and gets home in time for dinner. This was one of...

And also I saw a monkey and another monkey and a gorilla and another kind of monkey that was little that could ride on...

You think that you've gotten away at long last as you get into your car, blood oozing from the wound on your leg, but...

Introducing the hottest toy line to debut near SDCC (not at, we don't have money for a booth there), it's the Not-even-good-at-one-formers! They're less,...

So as you know, last week we managed to direly offend the God of Rabbits, which is remarkable partly insofar as I had expected...

New prison rule #1: No one is to use "shiv" as a verb any more. Last month there was a big debate over whether...