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The first shade of Sycamore House made no attempt to evade us. It squatted, spherical and shimmering, directly in the first doorway we came...

Towel Crab: This crab's job is to bring guests hand towels to dry their hands after using the bathroom. He is performing this task...

Hello, parents! There's no need to be alarmed, it's just me, your friendly neighborhood superhero! And you've no need to fret; your children are...

Why did you pick this new theme? Well, because we never really picked the old theme, we just found something that worked during our month-long melange...

The following is all only lightly edited from actual speaking. "Yeah, let's go play some World of Warcraft! I'm excited!" "Oh, hey, I hadn't...

Have you ever been told that you "would lose your head if it were not attached to your neck?" Friends, what happens if your...

Pour boiling tungsten on her car: According to Wikipedia, tungsten has a melting point of 6192 °F. That is very hot, and probably will...

As we near the end of the year, it's time for us to start figuring out which characters to include in next year's cast...

Some Disney thing or another: A young kid goes on a life-changing journey and gets home in time for dinner. This was one of...

And also I saw a monkey and another monkey and a gorilla and another kind of monkey that was little that could ride on...

You think that you've gotten away at long last as you get into your car, blood oozing from the wound on your leg, but...

Last week, down in the comments of an innocuous post about gamers being nice in Fortnite, a couple of MOP commenters requested a column...

Introducing the hottest toy line to debut near SDCC (not at, we don't have money for a booth there), it's the Not-even-good-at-one-formers! They're less,...

So as you know, last week we managed to direly offend the God of Rabbits, which is remarkable partly insofar as I had expected...

New prison rule #1: No one is to use "shiv" as a verb any more. Last month there was a big debate over whether...

11:43 (User NVT): Team on-site and beginning inspection. 11:44 (User JPE): Taking half of the team for upper floors. 11:44 (User TTB): JPE is reminded that...

So actual dates are stupid and gross, right? Not necessarily! You can trick your date into having a great experience when the whole night...

Sometimes, our work chat is mature and productive and focuses on useful things. Sometimes I just use it to come up with creative burns....

We sent this message back in time from 2056 in the hopes that someone could avert this horrifying future. E3 grew so slowly almost...

If the dragon has four legs and two wings, it's a dragon. If it has two rear legs and wings instead of front legs,...