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Let me tell you something, you young'uns, everything you do these days is different from how it was when I was your age. Based...

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Move an object from one place to another. Get from one place to another. Avoid being touched by this object. It all seems so simple,...

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Cat downsides: Will not break through pavement unless it was really expensive and you would prefer it did not. No standard pneumatic hookups. Few...

Ah, Saturday, you noble day when I basically forget about time. Nothing I have to do today. Nothing much, anyway. I should check out...

When the cat is doing nothing: , hello! Hello, ! When the cat needs to be fed: , nummers! Nummy-nums! Kitty, num-nums, here kitty. When the...

Friends, this week's What Are You Playing must highlight the most baffling marketing move I've ever seen. PAX East has often featured some baffling...

So you want to attract a whole lot of ghosts to your house for some reason. Well, far be it from us to stop...

¡Búhos vivos! Sí, señoras y señores, como transcrito por este idiota estadounidense que no habla una palabra de español en Google Translate, ¡tenemos búhos...

As many of you may know, I am a fan of Transformers, which is frequently ridiculous. This is as evident in the names as...

Thank you, Tom, I'm out here in the field and I do not know what I'm supposed to be covering out here. We are...

Space Pilot: The leader of the group, Space Pilot pilots his space pilot ship in space. Where he pilots. He wears a hat. Space Ace:...

Lesson 1: Chewing First, insert the object to be chewed into your mouth. Make sure that it is small enough to fit inside of your...

Garbage Tier: Jim-Bob None of Jim-Bob's rants go anywhere, his grandchild pictures are severely lacking, his accent is grating, and worst of all is that...

Cola: Who knows or cares. Sprite/Sierra Mist/7-UP: You want to have soda, but when someone gives you a cola of some sort you're all like,...

Congratulations, champion. You've won. Now leave. What's that? Of course you don't want to leave. You're waiting for the moment to come. You're waiting to...

Last week, we got a well-intentioned email from a reader named Rick, who proposed a column in which readers tell us what they are...

Let me ask you something, folks. How often have you tried to take a train in this country only to find that it was...

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