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Welcome, traveler, to Hoodle's Watch! It's a town named after some guy, presumably named Hoodle. Anyhow, I'd ask you why you're here, but I...

Earlier this week, we posted our award for the biggest MMORPG story of the year -- the one we thought had the biggest impact...

Pathetic mortal creatures with your moist flesh and sloughing skin! It is I, "Crazy" Kak-asha, of Kak-asha's Discount Goods Emporium, the store you continue...

So I really had thought that the hills were alive with the sound of music up until a couple of days ago. I mean,...

If you are reading this, then it is as an epigraph. Had I survived to shore, I would have destroyed it. Instead, you are...

Here, let me take over. Trust me, I know what I'm doing. Here, what I'm doing right now is grotesquely overstating my competence at...

The city was a dark place, dark like the attitude I put forth in hopes of impressing people. The name's Claude Mayonnaise, because my...

So you've been abandoned in the middle of a field in the middle of nowhere and you're reading this guide to help you escape....

Welcome, one and all, to the horrifying haunted house of anxieties! I would advise our patrons with weak hearts to remain inside, because the...

Yes, I know I make a lot of jokes here, but that one is not a joke. I think the case can and even...

On Monday, my guest will be Bree, Justin, and Larry's childhood sweetheart. Not Larry himself; he's too busy for me. I'll also be interviewing...

Let's stop the tomfoolery, yes? The following shows and films will be arriving on Netflix this month, which means you are legally mandated to...

Many times, people have come up to me on the street asking how I got to be so cool. Well, let me tell you,...

Based on the comments under Justin's Perfect Ten on City of Heroes memories this past week, a lot of folks out there in our audience really...

I stopped practicing magic tricks when I realized that I didn't like knowing the trick. It was kind of a sad thing for me;...

We all lose things over the course of our lives. Some things are small, almost incidental - pieces of paper, movies, favored dishes, keys,...

Late on Friday evening, my wife told me that she had seen this character's name. That is a real thing. A character named "Doritoh."...

There's nothing worse than being typecast. You play two action roles in films, suddenly you're the action movie guy. Be the romantic lead in...

Welcome back to What Are You Playing, the game where we tell you what we're playing this weekend and you tell us insert joke...

As many of you may know, I am the sole writer for What Are You Playing, which means that I'm responsible for coming up...