World of Warcraft finally lets you be a horse’s butt this Hallow’s End

Do… do we even need to follow up that headline with anything substantial in this space? Oh, my editor is telling me that I do. Very well then.

Hallow’s End has returned to World of Warcraft for another spell, bringing with it the usual accoutrements such as weird pumpkins, the Headless Horseman, and plenty of free treats for all. However, there are a few new toys that players can purchase with their Halloween candy, such as a Naxxy pet and a two-piece horse costume for those who have always dreamed of the day that they would literally become a horse’s ass.

If cool-looking hats are your bag, then head over to Val’sharah for the Hag of the Crooked Tree questline. Better do it quick, because this festival will be over on November 1st.

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zeko_rena

My life is complete

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bereman99

Just when I thought it was odd that XIV was letting me be a halfway werewolf (that looks more like it came off the rack at Party City)…

There goes Blizzard, being the industry leader…*snicker*

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Wilhelm Arcturus

See, I would have tried to complicate the title of this post by going with the old “north end of a southbound horse” joke.

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Sylkesh

No interest at all.
On the other hand, any mention of a future update letting you be an Elf’s butt?? Come on Blizzard, don’t be an ass …. xD

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Chris Moss

You deserve this!

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Sylkesh

I’ve been greatly inspired by the launch of the South Park RPG ;-)

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Sylkesh

Thanks :D :D

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Ukrutor

So you get to be the Horseless Buttman. Yay, I guess? ;)

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Utakata

As my Father used to say, “There’s every arse per ‘orse as there’s a ‘orse per arse…” Or something like that. o.O

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Bannex

Was your father a dwarf?

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Utakata

…I think he was taking an unflattering poke at the residences of Yorkshire County in the UK (a jurisdiction from which I was originally from) who tend not to pronounce their “h’s” in the accent. There was no cross breading of species involved, just slightly feigned ignorance. /sigh

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Vellik

“No cross breading of species involved” I think cats are already part bread. They have no trouble turning themselves into kitty loafs.

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Serrenity

Shhh! That’s Uta’s darkest secret. She’s only *part* pink pigtailed royal gnome ;-)

<3 Uta

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silverlock

I’m pretty sure Activision owns the patent on being being a horse’s rear end.

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mysecretid

Eh. I’ve been a horse’s ass for years, Justin. Ask anybody! :-)

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Minimalistway

That was the dream … at last!

What a nice thing to read early morning, thank you Justin :-D

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Rolan Storm

:D Again, guys – consider some kind of like system. Thanks for gifting me with jolly laugh. :D

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