The Daily Grind: In which we tell you the jokes you’re expecting to find through the day

    
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Hello, I'm very shiny.

The day of the fool
Has arrived once again here;
Eyes are upon us.

What jokes might writers
In the MOP newsroom
Play upon you now?

In years past, our jests
Have ranged to Kickstarter schlock
And posts of nonsense.

This year, we all know
Few things incite anger like
Lazy half-writing.

So all our effort
Will be turned to maximum
To bait a new click.

Ere the jokes begin,
Provide your own haiku in
The comments below.

Every morning, the Massively Overpowered writers team up with mascot Mo to ask MMORPG players pointed questions about the massively multiplayer online roleplaying genre. Grab a mug of your preferred beverage and take a stab at answering the question posed in today’s Daily Grind!
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BalsBigBrother
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BalsBigBrother

BryanCo camelotcrusade Yeah that mace debuff is completely OP and seriously needs a nerf.  Um not that I would know anything about being maced <innocent whistling>

ManastuUtakata
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ManastuUtakata

schlag sweetleaf ManastuUtakata 
You know it! <3

breetoplay
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breetoplay

Clickbait is hard work
We’re done trolling you people
Thank god it’s over

<3

schlag sweetleaf
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schlag sweetleaf

ManastuUtakata

Arcsine
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Arcsine

camelotcrusade Too much RNG and P2W. Pass.

Estranged
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Estranged

camelotcrusade The high entry cost on the VR hardware is an issue, however.

Estranged
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Estranged

Still, cold, and lifeless
I lay on the battlefield
A crotch in my face.
Any PvP/shooter veteran understands this well.

BryanCo
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BryanCo

camelotcrusade  I tried that but did care for it.  The mechanics were confusing; the interface was clunky; the controls made my character feel unresponsive and slow, unable to execute even simple jumps without multiple tries, usually with a long cooldown after just a few attempts; the romance system was overly complicated and things that normally work in such systems just got me sprayed with mace; and it has the most pay to win cash shop imaginable.  I recommend avoiding this one no matter how much friends try to get you into it.

Nordavind
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Nordavind

Hey! It Is the haiku day!
Just as we were told.
I am answering as told.

Nordavind
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Nordavind

Bah, Ingress is better. It’s outside with virtual environment!