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First Impresions: Final Fantasy XIV Dawntrail is a dense summer getaway for the MMORPG

I finished up Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail's story a while ago, but I've been spending a couple days turning over what I think about...
Level up, loser.

Wisdom of Nym: MOP’s last-minute prep checklist for Final Fantasy XIV Dawntrail

You have two days left to get your prep work done for Final Fantasy XIV's next expansion, and in case there's some stuff you...

Final Fantasy XIV Dawntrail media tour: Questions and answers with Naoki Yoshida

Interviewing Naoki Yoshida is always a heck of a time. There are people whom I can interview about the games they run and get...

Final Fantasy XIV Dawntrail media tour: Hands-on with the Pictomancer and Viper

It's Stormblood all over again when it comes to Dawntrail because Final Fantasy XIV has once again handed us a new melee job and a...
not again

What to expect from Final Fantasy XIV’s returning Yo-Kai Watch crossover event tomorrow

Here's the good news for players who already did everything possible in the Yo-Kai Watch crossover with Final Fantasy XIV: The new framer's kit...
Your manager says you should shut up.

Wisdom of Nym: Benchmarks, better graphics, and bountiful schedules for Final Fantasy XIV

What kind of deal does Final Fantasy XIV have with the Yo-Kai Watch people? For some reason this event keeps not just re-running but...

Wisdom of Nym: So how are we going to sort out Final Fantasy XIV’s Vana’diel crossover?

There is an odd relationship between Final Fantasy XIV and crossovers. There are, broadly, three categories of crossover that the game has engaged in. The...

Wisdom of Nym: The franchise references for monsters in Final Fantasy XIV

Final Fantasy XIV has no shortage of references to prior series enemies, but as with so many things, lots of those references are not...
This is some Michael Bay contrast.

Wisdom of Nym: How long until Final Fantasy XIV’s next expansion based on patch 6.57?

I wasn't really thinking about Final Fantasy XIV's patch 6.57 in any real detail because... of course I wasn't. There are some things I...
There are problems with this art, but we're going to overlook that.

Final Fantasy XIV’s open beta for Xbox X|S starts February 21 – here’s how to get in

This time it's for real instead of a mistakenly early announcement: The Xbox X|S open beta test for Final Fantasy XIV has locked down...
With strong eye contact.

Wisdom of Nym: Why Final Fantasy XIV fans look for messages in tea leaves from trailers

If you are not on the sinking ship that is Twitter Dot Com at this point, you have, objectively, made a good decision. But...
Never seen a bluer sky.

Wisdom of Nym: Why Final Fantasy XIV’s next limited job is (probably) not Pictomancer or Green Mage

Despite the fact that it is not coming out until significantly later, I'm willing to bet that a large part of the work for...

Wisdom of Nym: What’s left on the table for Final Fantasy XIV’s Tokyo fan festival?

So what's still on the table for Final Fantasy XIV's third fan festival this cycle? (It's not really this year; the third one is...
He seems happy.

Wisdom of Nym: Reactions to Final Fantasy XIV’s London Fan Festival

So we've gotten 67% of the way through the fan festival cycle for Final Fantasy XIV, and that means taking a certain degree of...
The scholar sees when you do not index things, and he is not impressed.

Final Fantasy XIV’s 6.5 Growing Light arrives with MSQ update, dungeon, and Island Sanctuary content

New World isn't the only top MMORPG with a big launch today: Final Fantasy XIV's patch 6.5, Growing Light, is officially rolling out to...
He's got a goal, bez.

Wisdom of Nym: The packed October for Final Fantasy XIV following patch 6.5

Tomorrow, patch 6.5 will be live for Final Fantasy XIV. That's the last patch of the Endwalker cycle, which means the first part of...
I'm annoyed.

Final Fantasy XIV updates its special site for patch 6.5, Growing Light, with new details

Have you heard of the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV which has an unlimited free trial up to level 60? Well when patch...
Hollow Knee.

Final Fantasy XIV’s free trial will continue to expand, but don’t expect a free-to-play switch anytime soon

One of the many long-standing memes among the Final Fantasy XIV community is the one about the MMORPG's free trial, which will be expanding...
Bad plans.

Perfect Ten: 10 of the worst launches in MMO history

Launch time is a difficult time for every MMO, and honestly, I have nothing but sympathy for the teams launching a new game at...
With strong eye contact.

Wisdom of Nym: Analyzing the Final Fantasy XIV Dawntrail fan festival

So that was a thing! You know, I'd honestly been kind of chill moving into the Final Fantasy XIV fan festival, probably because I...