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Crazy. Argyle. Pomegranate. Tepid. Moist. Gassy. Fastidious. Molten. Gushing. Terrorized. Liquid. Hamburger. Clown. Webbed. Limpid. Inconsolable. Guilty. Seventeen. Magnanimous. Train. Overview. Comprehend. Masticate. Evangelize....

All right, Master. You're angry. I understand that. I'm angry, too. Not at you, obviously, but at the situation. See, I know that you're...

1. Do you like ham? a. Yes, I enjoy ham. b. I like ham more than the usual amount c. I like ham less than the usual...

If you no longer wish to attend our sporting event, we are sorry, but the doors are sealed to prevent anyone from reaching the...

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Ingredients: Almonds, milk Directions: In a large saucepan, pour in your milk. Then pour in the almonds. See, it's almond milk! Isn't that clever? See,...

Note: This week's guest installment of What Are You Playing was written by Terry, who is officially the youngest member of the state parole...

Yes, it's time for a hard pivot to cover the amazing Glassware Stair Ax, the MMO with something for everyone! Not something anyone involved...

Level 1: Horse Bolt: Fire a bolt of concentrated horse from your horse wand to deal between 15-38 horse elemental damage. This damage increases...

The homeowners association says "no statues" and I take those rules very seriously, up to and including renting construction equipment to knock over statues...

So I get in my car, because I need my car to get to work. I need to go to...

My bagel loves me! This is incorrect. Bagels are not capable of love. Bagels feel only one emotion: contempt. My cat loves bagels! This is correct. Your...

Ah, I see what you have your eyes on. No, don't let yourself give up so quickly, look closer. The container is what's still...

Oh, fun! We're doing the big one! I think I've got this down, and it's all thanks to what I refer to as my...

What is the texture of a hippo dance? To understand this, we first have to understand a few important pieces of information. The first...

Guitarlophone: How many times have you played an electric guitar and just been stymied by how much the stupid thing isn't a xylophone, too?...

What's up, folks, today's What Are You Playing is all about opening up the bitey surprise bag! The last one of these we opened...

Oh, whatever. Yes, I get it, this is where you're supposed to find everything being deliciously random and then everyone laughs because non-sequitur, and...

Step 1: Have a pumpkin. Step 2: You want to marry that pumpkin? You think you're ready for that kind of commitment? Step 3: No, don't...

Step 1: Have an apple. Step 2: Have a desire to peel that apple. Step 3: Have a sharp knife. Step 4: Find a bird. Find a...