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Ah, I see what you have your eyes on. No, don't let yourself give up so quickly, look closer. The container is what's still...

Oh, fun! We're doing the big one! I think I've got this down, and it's all thanks to what I refer to as my...

What is the texture of a hippo dance? To understand this, we first have to understand a few important pieces of information. The first...

Guitarlophone: How many times have you played an electric guitar and just been stymied by how much the stupid thing isn't a xylophone, too?...

What's up, folks, today's What Are You Playing is all about opening up the bitey surprise bag! The last one of these we opened...

Oh, whatever. Yes, I get it, this is where you're supposed to find everything being deliciously random and then everyone laughs because non-sequitur, and...

Step 1: Have a pumpkin. Step 2: You want to marry that pumpkin? You think you're ready for that kind of commitment? Step 3: No, don't...

Step 1: Have an apple. Step 2: Have a desire to peel that apple. Step 3: Have a sharp knife. Step 4: Find a bird. Find a...

Super Mario's Underwhelming Adventure (Super Nintendo, 1991) Mama mia! Bowser has kidnapped Princess Peach... sort of! She's actually already free and said that Bowser seems...

May: Pictures of eggs that have caught fire with captions about why the egg is on fire, ranging from "my clothes are still wet"...

Interstate 84: Hey, you! You're fat. You're stupid and fat. No one likes you. You smell like reclaimed caulk. Fat. Fat. Fat. Route 66: Ooh,...

What you'll need: A box of plastic disposable forks. Four bottles of foaming shaving cream. Rubber bands. Glitter. A Roomba. One full set of...

Ham hunters! Hunting ham! Not pigs. Pigs are where you get ham. They're just hunting actual ham. Why would you think they were hunting...

Please note, the following is to be read if you are not Kyle only. If you are Kyle, do not read beyond this warning...

While wearing this ring, you cannot be harmed by a hedgehog in any way. You cannot take damage from any hedgehog-related source. If a...

Birds Big birds Small birds Nuthatches Fish Birds Fish Bats bats batty bay avast ye, this be the bay of bats hearken ye...

For $1: "Werewolves aren't real." "I'm just not." "Why are you asking me this?" "Already a vampire." "Mange." For $3: "Werewolves are real but they're...

Once upon a time there was a wombat. This wombat's name was Simon Birchson. Everyone thought this wombat was very cute and nicely rotund,...

cmon five more minutes. gimme five more minutes. just gimme five minutes. just need five minutes. give me five minutes. only five minutes. demanding...

Chapter 3: "But I Never Asked About The Walrus" At this point, my options were basically limited to either buying my way into college, buying...