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WRUP: It’s only slightly used edition

Ah, I see what you have your eyes on. No, don't let yourself give up so quickly, look closer. The container is what's still...

WRUP: How to feel good about yourself edition

Oh, fun! We're doing the big one! I think I've got this down, and it's all thanks to what I refer to as my...
Less texture.

WRUP: Hippo dance texture edition

What is the texture of a hippo dance? To understand this, we first have to understand a few important pieces of information. The first...
The Guitar Hero rush hit us all.

WRUP: New compound instruments edition

Guitarlophone: How many times have you played an electric guitar and just been stymied by how much the stupid thing isn't a xylophone, too?...

WRUP: What’s in the bitey surprise bag edition

What's up, folks, today's What Are You Playing is all about opening up the bitey surprise bag! The last one of these we opened...
I don't know what I was expecting but it wasn't this.

WRUP: How to let’s face it you’re not paying attention to this anyway edition

Oh, whatever. Yes, I get it, this is where you're supposed to find everything being deliciously random and then everyone laughs because non-sequitur, and...

WRUP: How to marry a pumpkin edition

Step 1: Have a pumpkin. Step 2: You want to marry that pumpkin? You think you're ready for that kind of commitment? Step 3: No, don't...
This might have.

WRUP: How to peel an apple edition

Step 1: Have an apple. Step 2: Have a desire to peel that apple. Step 3: Have a sharp knife. Step 4: Find a bird. Find a...

WRUP: Unpopular Mario games edition

Super Mario's Underwhelming Adventure (Super Nintendo, 1991) Mama mia! Bowser has kidnapped Princess Peach... sort of! She's actually already free and said that Bowser seems...

WRUP: The rest of the year of meme trends in advance edition

May: Pictures of eggs that have caught fire with captions about why the egg is on fire, ranging from "my clothes are still wet"...

WRUP: Insulting highways edition

Interstate 84: Hey, you! You're fat. You're stupid and fat. No one likes you. You smell like reclaimed caulk. Fat. Fat. Fat. Route 66: Ooh,...
Banjo music.

WRUP: How to make a giant mess out of the inside of your car if that’s your goal for whatever reason edition

What you'll need: A box of plastic disposable forks. Four bottles of foaming shaving cream. Rubber bands. Glitter. A Roomba. One full set of...
Pork chops

WRUP: Ham hunters edition

Ham hunters! Hunting ham! Not pigs. Pigs are where you get ham. They're just hunting actual ham. Why would you think they were hunting...
Wow, that was truly a Star War

WRUP: Talking about how much I specifically hate Kyle edition

Please note, the following is to be read if you are not Kyle only. If you are Kyle, do not read beyond this warning...

WRUP: Ring of Hedgehog Defense edition

While wearing this ring, you cannot be harmed by a hedgehog in any way. You cannot take damage from any hedgehog-related source. If a...
The HORSE is a noble animal.

WRUP: 101 uses for a hammer edition

Birds Big birds Small birds Nuthatches Fish Birds Fish Bats bats batty bay avast ye, this be the bay of bats hearken ye...
Not quite a werewolf.

WRUP: You have $15 to explain why you aren’t a werewolf edition

For $1: "Werewolves aren't real." "I'm just not." "Why are you asking me this?" "Already a vampire." "Mange." For $3: "Werewolves are real but they're...

WRUP: The story of the wombat edition

Once upon a time there was a wombat. This wombat's name was Simon Birchson. Everyone thought this wombat was very cute and nicely rotund,...

WRUP: cmon five more minutes edition

cmon five more minutes. gimme five more minutes. just gimme five minutes. just need five minutes. give me five minutes. only five minutes. demanding...

WRUP: Excerpt from my autobiography, ‘The Sushi Bar Will Never Open,’ available everywhere books aren’t sold on February 30 edition

Chapter 3: "But I Never Asked About The Walrus" At this point, my options were basically limited to either buying my way into college, buying...