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Firssa godda get yer meproid inna box. Inna box. Whassa box have a good day, makin big trinna time have Kate get yer car......

Well, that whole Marvel's Avengers thing sure worked great, huh? Who would have thought that following an enormous set of films with a couple...

I was informed that there was no circumstance wherein a joke about the proper care of sufferers of Hansen's disease was appropriate, much...

Sorry, folks. We ran out of money for 2023 already. We promised to give Chris Evans all the scones he wanted if he would...

Oh no! It's Christmas tomorrow, and you forgot to get a gift for someone important! And you also realize this is totally your fault,...

A book. Your cat. My cat. A jar of mayonnaise. A beehive. A bee with hives. Fourteen muskrats. Fourteen angry muskrats. Five muskrats who...

If you're anything like me, your ownership of a sleek and affectionate thylacine is one of the greatest points of pride in your life....

Do you hear me, David? This has gone on long enough between us. I can see the snipers, and you know that if they...

Don't bother getting Kathy the blender. She's going to be thankful and I know it's on her list, but the fact is that...

Secret Life #7: According to the registration records of a post office box in Milwaukee and the message board of the Milwaukee Book Appreciation...

Same internet speeds you currently get, but your computer won't let you load anything until you listen to dial-up modem sounds. Using "Tubthumping"...

Hello, America, I'm a fading made-for-TV movie star you kind of remember from that one Hallmark movie about the lady with diabetes who got...

Wine-blasting: This is when you throw pop rocks into wine. It's considered trendier the more expensive the wine is and the cheaper the pop...

Put your mouth on a metal pan. Open your mouth. Open your mouth and place it on a metal pan. Do not heat the...

Yeah. Yeah, all right. So... yeah. Yeah, I hear you. No, yeah, I heard what you suggested. I just... well... look, I know this...

Bree just leave this in drafts I'm still making notes on it what's funny about clocks hands rotation come on you moron there's more to...

Hey kids! If there are two things I know about kids your age, the first one is how you love your Pokeymans! You like...

All right, if you saw the original version of this week's What Are You Playing, we're very sorry about that. We were very excited about...

An unfiltered and entirely involuntary procession of Transformers-related facts at all times, regardless of the relevance to any situation or conversation that is...

You think you're better than me? You're not better than me. Just because you've never been tasered by cops, spent a night in prison,...