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You have angered the minotaur. That was dumb. If you already know why you have angered this minotaur (and, by extension, the remainder of...

Let's pretend for a moment that the reason Blizzard appears to be dropping the ball with World of Warcraft right now is that...

Hello, welcome to the waffle dungeon, I'm Waffle Guide Mike and I'll be helping you get used to the Waffle Dungeon. Yes, this is...

So, POE. Why are it was not technically I will please do, I believe yeah I goodness that's. I'm not I sleep yeah last, ahh someone...

For some reason, all of our awards this year have covered MMOs. There's so much other stuff to cover! We know, because whenever we...

O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree, jingle all the way. Don we now our gay apparel, fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la, they never let poor Rudolph...

...It was at this late hour, with our nightly feast of beans fading into pungent memory, that the watchman sighted land off the larboard...

Tip 1: Make sure the people one table over in the restaurant have actually ordered their food. If you try to steal it and...

Folks, how long has it been since you bought something? Is it long enough that you're starting to actually examine your life and ask...

We're just sorry about this. We're sorry about everything related to manatees. We're sorry that these things aren't really all that cute, looking like...

Folks, we know that people have been upset about the idea that the revolution will not be televised. Thus, we've made sure that the...

Seriously, look at that word. Sick-a-more. What a weird word. A lot of words stop sounding real when you say them a bunch of...

Despite the shades we had found in Sycamore house, I was still uneasy. There was more to be found, I insisted, driven as much...

The third shade evaded us for weeks. It looked small and vulnerable, more like the suggestion of something small than an actual small person;...

The second shade was neither hostile nor evasive; at first glance it seemed friendly and articulate. To a casual observer it appeared to be...

The first shade of Sycamore House made no attempt to evade us. It squatted, spherical and shimmering, directly in the first doorway we came...

Towel Crab: This crab's job is to bring guests hand towels to dry their hands after using the bathroom. He is performing this task...

Hello, parents! There's no need to be alarmed, it's just me, your friendly neighborhood superhero! And you've no need to fret; your children are...

Why did you pick this new theme? Well, because we never really picked the old theme, we just found something that worked during our month-long melange...

The following is all only lightly edited from actual speaking. "Yeah, let's go play some World of Warcraft! I'm excited!" "Oh, hey, I...