what are you playing

After several years, the metagame for Massively Overpowered has gotten stale, so we've decided to carefully rebalance our characters for increased engagement. But then...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Why did the road cross the chicken? Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging? A: How...

Q: What's a cow's favorite musical genre? A: Moo-town! Q: Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? A: He wanted to see time fly! Q:...

Well, folks, I'm sorry. I strongly hinted in the last intro that the next installment of What Are You Playing would be written...

Sit down my friends, and hear a tale of a demon they named Joe, It's a lame name for a demon, I think, but that's...

Casablanca: Humphrey Bogart is exceptionally dead and thus can no longer star in this movie, which means that it would no longer have its...

Good morning, dear readers. At this time, one of two things has happened. The first possibility is that I was up to watch the...

Come one, come all, especially come if you're part of the police! It's the astonishing Amazo, the magician who enhances his magical mysteries by...

You have angered the minotaur. That was dumb. If you already know why you have angered this minotaur (and, by extension, the remainder of...

Let's pretend for a moment that the reason Blizzard appears to be dropping the ball with World of Warcraft right now is that...

Hello, welcome to the waffle dungeon, I'm Waffle Guide Mike and I'll be helping you get used to the Waffle Dungeon. Yes, this is...

So, POE. Why are it was not technically I will please do, I believe yeah I goodness that's. I'm not I sleep yeah last, ahh someone...

For some reason, all of our awards this year have covered MMOs. There's so much other stuff to cover! We know, because whenever we...

O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree, jingle all the way. Don we now our gay apparel, fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la, they never let poor Rudolph...

...It was at this late hour, with our nightly feast of beans fading into pungent memory, that the watchman sighted land off the larboard...

Tip 1: Make sure the people one table over in the restaurant have actually ordered their food. If you try to steal it and...

Folks, how long has it been since you bought something? Is it long enough that you're starting to actually examine your life and ask...

We're just sorry about this. We're sorry about everything related to manatees. We're sorry that these things aren't really all that cute, looking like...

Folks, we know that people have been upset about the idea that the revolution will not be televised. Thus, we've made sure that the...

Seriously, look at that word. Sick-a-more. What a weird word. A lot of words stop sounding real when you say them a bunch of...