what are you playing

Now that we're done with What Are You Playing, we can look back at some of the great memories this column has produced...

Well, folks, it's been a lot of fun doing all of these columns. We've laughed, we've cried, we've done that thing where we laugh...

That troll who obviously wanted the answer to be "time" but actually phrased it so that "your mom" is a valid response: Look, he...

The Douglas household: Thrown in the garbage. The Foster household: Thrown in the garbage. The Michaels household: Thrown in the garbage. The Johannsen household: Artificial; will be...

Earlier this week, we named our biggest MMO story of the year and gave it an award, though we imagine it's hard for...

I don't want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree A little...

Base Requirements: Probably should be some. The presence of motorcycles is important. Let's just say +5 BAB? Hit Dice: Oh, yeah, those are super important,...

Act I: The beginning. Click. Whoosh. Squirt, squirt, squiiiiiiiiiiiiirt. Whoosh. Squirt! Squirt squirt squirt squirt. Whoosh. Squiiiiiiiiiiirt. Whoosh. Squirt, blorp. Whoosh. Act II: The burping. Squirt, blorp,...

Goats are our friends. Goats provide milk which may be turned into soft and delicious cheeses. It's really more unusual to think of...

Narrator: It's the story of a column... that is only about what people are planning to play for the weekend. Eliot: The inspiration came to...

Told Mrs. Greenfield he didn't care about solving an equation: You could really tell that she didn't know what to say to that and...

So! That was a week. Since we are all super mature adults here, we're going to spend the traditional Saturday morning What Are You Playing...

he came to me he came to me though I was afraid my fear and anxiety have ruled my life and it has been so consuming upon...

Wyatt: A big stupid man who lives in a dumpster, Wyatt is a strong candidate whom we should all consider for this. Liam: If anyone...

A is for albatross. B is for blue jay. C is for cardinal. D is for dodo. E is for emu. F is for...

If my experience with that giant camel at Aladdin's Flying Carpets at Disney World is any indication, all dromedaries are jerks that want to...

John Cee-Clamp-A: He's exactly like John Cena, but he has lobster arms instead of people arms. Signature hold is the "Clamp You With The...

Look at the neat thing we found! It turns out that while clearing out the back of the Massively Overpowered offices because I needed...

First and foremost, you need to find a bird. Are you writing this down? You find a bird. You find a bird. You. Find....

WASD: Move Mouse: Move camera Shift: Move slowly Ctrl: Move quickly Space Bar: Jump Left Click: Cry like an idiot Right Click: Swat F1: Summon Drone Number keys 1-0: Suggest actions to...