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She's in the kitchen, laughing at the oven It seems there might be a gas leak He's not drunk, he's dancing on a Datsun Entertaining in the...

First of all, Simon is never going to build you that spice rack. You already know this fact. Simon building the spice rack was...

My fingers hover over the key at the last moment in the grips of an emotion that is unfamiliar. Fear is the closest. Fear that...

So recently I got a letter from a reader, folks - I know, I know, hold your applause until the end. I said hold...

You did. You literally said cheese. I asked you what you wanted for your birthday and you said "cheese." I don't care if it...

Welcome back to What Are You Playing: Numbers edition. Let's go. The number of articles we've published since MOP launched, as I type this:...

i: Yes, some of you are going to point out that technically this isn't a real number but a unit which multiplies a real...

The story you are about to hear is true. Only the names have been changed to protect the identities of the participants. Also, the...

Super Mario Maker 2: Any% in a level Craig made Total Runners: 3 Reason for unpopularity: Craig just sucks. Mega Man VII: 100% never charging your blaster Total...

The ants in the kitchen: This one seemed so easy. I really thought placing some ant traps would do it. Then the ants stole...

Full cast list (without profanity): Don Cheadle ........ Serpentor, Don Cheadle, Alec Baldwin, The Man In The Iron Mask, The Man In The Iron Giant,...

(All rise for the national anthem of What Are You Playing?) When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Api-Mary comforts me Speaking words of wisdom: BEES...

During the main scene outside Oldman's Pub, Bree's hands are incorrectly colored like her jacket. Eliot is drawn with the older Apex Sword...

As a natural law, it is accepted by all people of good character that any group of people, whether a professional gathering or a...

We're very sorry, everyone, but this week we have declined to have an entry in What Are You Playing. This is a significant milestone,...

You have been owned all week. Here are the ways you have been owned. Sunday: Your mailman pulled up to your front door, slammed a...

Hello, everyone, and welcome to another installment of everyone's favorite game show, Try Not To Set Your Car On Fire! As always, we would...

It's a hard night out there in a hard city, and I'm a hard man. A private eye. The name's Boil. Lance Boil. Yes,...

"Tout le monde veut voler mon pamplemousse." Literal translation: Everyone wants to steal my grapefruit. What it means: Your grapefruit is full of drugs. "Pour passer un...

Fruit by the fruit by the froot by the frewt by the fret by the feet by the fruit by the fart by the...