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I don't know what I was expecting but it wasn't this.

WRUP: Botany on the moon edition

Moon pears: These are rocks. Obviously. Moon weeds: Also rocks. Moon logs: Actually, there are trees on the moon! They grow in the moon dirt to...
This is where

WRUP: Here are some things we could do when we hang out now that I own your mother’s house edition

We could go to the movies and see a movie that you really want to see even if I'm not really enthusiastic about it...

WRUP: Incidents in which Al Pacino has tried to sell me a cursed clarinet edition

June 5th, 1997: I was attending a local fishing convention with my father when Al Pacino emerged from the crowd and offered to sell...

WRUP: Ham is stored in the ham (with special guest star “Pumpkins are rather neat” repeated 39 times) edition

Ham is stored in the ham. Frequently Asked Questions Q: Where is ham stored? A: In the ham. Q: Where is ham not stored? A: Not in the ham. Q:...
The Doom Brigade

WRUP: All the homies in the static and why they’re fart people edition

First, we have Tim. Tim is absolutely foul with the stench of farts. He is bequeathed by the bouquet of butt gases. Tim's actually...

WRUP: Ice edition

I can feel its fingers creeping into my depths. Once, it was when I closed my eyes; now, even when I open them I can...
I'm walkin' on, um, sky.

WRUP: What makes Star Wars characters cry edition

Rey: Sometimes she thinks about the fact that there are cats out in the galaxy whose owners never once pick them up and say,...
Not this.

WRUP: Who’s happy eating today edition

Kyle is doing the happy eat now with mashing mouth parts against the food slough, very many happy to be enjoying chew! Kyle make...

WRUP: How to know if you are the dumpster baby edition

Are you a true child of the dumpster? Are you a trash being made from garbage pieces? How can you be sure? Please read...

WRUP: Pinball scoring guide

Multiball Frenzy: Hit all seven of the rear bumpers to activate multiball, which doubles your score. Multiball Disappointment: Hit three of the rear bumpers and...
The finale

WRUP: The last Guild Wars 2 elite specs for the next expansion edition

Engineer: The Mastermind Rather than kits, this version of the Engineer summons tiny golems and clockwork robots to do their work for them. Wielding a...
hotline bling

WRUP: Photos I will skip over on my phone’s camera roll as we talk edition

A blurry shot of my feet that will be excused with "oh, not that one." Seventeen pictures of my cats. A picture of an...

WRUP: Words we don’t use here edition

Crazy. Argyle. Pomegranate. Tepid. Moist. Gassy. Fastidious. Molten. Gushing. Terrorized. Liquid. Hamburger. Clown. Webbed. Limpid. Inconsolable. Guilty. Seventeen. Magnanimous. Train. Overview. Comprehend. Masticate. Evangelize....

WRUP: Kylie stole my lightsaber edition

All right, Master. You're angry. I understand that. I'm angry, too. Not at you, obviously, but at the situation. See, I know that you're...
Ham ham ham ham ham.

WRUP: Testing your HQ (ham quotient) edition

1. Do you like ham? a. Yes, I enjoy ham. b. I like ham more than the usual amount c. I like ham less than the usual...
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WRUP: Clipping edition

If you no longer wish to attend our sporting event, we are sorry, but the doors are sealed to prevent anyone from reaching the...

WRUP: Forward and back edition

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This might be employed.

WRUP: Directions for homemade almond milk edition

Ingredients: Almonds, milk Directions: In a large saucepan, pour in your milk. Then pour in the almonds. See, it's almond milk! Isn't that clever? See,...
They exist.

WRUP: Hamster buffers edition

Note: This week's guest installment of What Are You Playing was written by Terry, who is officially the youngest member of the state parole...
This one is for my wife folks

WRUP: Glassware Stair Ax, the MMO with something for everyone edition

Yes, it's time for a hard pivot to cover the amazing Glassware Stair Ax, the MMO with something for everyone! Not something anyone involved...