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WRUP: The alphabet of bird edition

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A is for albatross. B is for blue jay. C is for cardinal. D is for dodo. E is for emu. F is for...
This one is for my wife folks

WRUP: Some new wrestlers, some better wrestlers

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John Cee-Clamp-A: He's exactly like John Cena, but he has lobster arms instead of people arms. Signature hold is the "Clamp You With The...
Tweet.

WRUP: Full lyrics to the theme song ‘Massively Overpowered (The Elocution of a Bird)’ edition

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Look at the neat thing we found! It turns out that while clearing out the back of the Massively Overpowered offices because I needed...
tweet

WRUP: How the articles get made (a look behind the magic) edition

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First and foremost, you need to find a bird. Are you writing this down? You find a bird. You find a bird. You. Find....
mew?

WRUP: Cat control guide edition

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WASD: Move Mouse: Move camera Shift: Move slowly Ctrl: Move quickly Space Bar: Jump Left Click: Cry like an idiot Right Click: Swat F1: Summon Drone Number keys 1-0: Suggest actions to...
Aw yeah.

WRUP: Extreme unicorn hammer tag edition

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Important note: Due to the sensitive nature of the contents contained within, this post has been auto-checked by ContentReader Safe Censorâ„¢! The algorithms of...
THE FINAL DOOT

WRUP: Things you could do if you had twenty fingers on each hand edition

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Thing the FIRST: Play the piano really well with way less hand movement. Thing the SECOND: Play a flute really well. Thing the THIRD: Play two...
Wakanda forever.

WRUP: The power of superheroes edition

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The obvious thing to say about superheroes is that they are a power fantasy. This is mostly true, but it isn't the whole story,...
uh

WRUP: Things Huey Lewis has lied to me about and the ways he did so edition

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Lie: "Don't take money, don't take fame, don't need no credit card to ride this train." Format: Song (The Power of Love) Truth: It in fact...
Skeleton powers.

WRUP: Dril edition

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new rule for makin a character in an MMO is that you must be personally willing to kiss them on the mouth. with. tongue....
Everything's about proper literacy with you!

WRUP: Eliot’s power is still kaput, so behold, I am Eliot now

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The part of Eliot in today's WRUP will be played by Bree. Unfortunately, Bree is not nearly as funny as Eliot and is very...
Trashy.

WRUP: The power of fist edition

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Step 1: Have a hand. Step 2: Curl your fingers together so that the tips of your nails - your sweet, tender nails, so delicately...
cat

WRUP: One hundred names you could give a pet lizard edition

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Mr. Lizard. Mrs. Lizard. Scaly Max. Princess. Godzilla. Smaug. Smaugzilla. Captain. Ol' Slitherbelly. Borger. William. Super-William. William the Conqueror. William the Conqueror Specifically Of...
shell

WRUP: These are some sins local animals have committed edition

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Turkeys: At least two of the neighborhood turkeys were guilty of bearing false witness when I asked them if they had seen my keys...
HaSOMETHINGken!

WRUP: Lesser-used Street Fighter combo sequences

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Please note, all commands assume you are facing right; reverse commands if you are facing left. All combos assume you are also playing in-person;...
Robot.

WRUP: Robot edition

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Note: Due to general apathy, my updates for this thing will now be written for our robot audience by my helpful companion unit ZR-44581-Q....
BURNS

WRUP: And another thing edition

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It turns out I'm still angry! I mean, why exactly are you this reluctant to just go ahead and say "beta" at this point?...
hisss

WRUP: Troubleshooting common snake problems edition

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Problem: Snake does not exist. Solution: Go buy a snake, you idiot. Problem: Snake is hissing at me and biting me and has indicated that it...
Pinch.

WRUP: Major features of the upcoming Crabs, Mark V edition

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All crabs will now be able to pinch even harder, especially when in close proximity to items manufactured or distributed by the Banana...
Wom

WRUP: Like a wombat edition

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Work getting you down? Why not handle it... like a wombat? Relationship not going super great? Have you considered fixing it... like a wombat?...

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