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WRUP: The song of Demon Joe who thought an axe was a sword edition

Sit down my friends, and hear a tale of a demon they named Joe, It's a lame name for a demon, I think, but that's...
Help.

WRUP: Movies you could not make today edition

Casablanca: Humphrey Bogart is exceptionally dead and thus can no longer star in this movie, which means that it would no longer have its...
Kittens!

WRUP: Superpositional mockery edition

Good morning, dear readers. At this time, one of two things has happened. The first possibility is that I was up to watch the...
Sure, whatever.

WRUP: See the astonishing Amazo, the Magician With a Gun edition

Come one, come all, especially come if you're part of the police! It's the astonishing Amazo, the magician who enhances his magical mysteries by...
When you really want to fight over things, you can find reasons.

WRUP: Reasons why you have angered the minotaurs edition

You have angered the minotaur. That was dumb. If you already know why you have angered this minotaur (and, by extension, the remainder of...
waffle

WRUP: This is where the waffle dungeon is edition

Hello, welcome to the waffle dungeon, I'm Waffle Guide Mike and I'll be helping you get used to the Waffle Dungeon. Yes, this is...
Be kind

WRUP: The first two words from each comment from December 8 edition

So, POE. Why are it was not technically I will please do, I believe yeah I goodness that's. I'm not I sleep yeah last, ahh someone...
NO I GET THE REAL HEADER NO BLOOPERS

WRUP: Massively Overpowered 2018 Important Concepts Awards edition

For some reason, all of our awards this year have covered MMOs. There's so much other stuff to cover! We know, because whenever we...
Sure.

WRUP: All the holiday songs at once edition

O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree, jingle all the way. Don we now our gay apparel, fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la, they never let poor Rudolph...
Our Hero

WRUP: Excerpt from the diary of Sir Harris Bellweather, farting explorer edition

...It was at this late hour, with our nightly feast of beans fading into pungent memory, that the watchman sighted land off the larboard...
This should be easier.

WRUP: Tips for stealing food from the people one table over in the restaurant if that’s your deal edition

Tip 1: Make sure the people one table over in the restaurant have actually ordered their food. If you try to steal it and...
It's a car.

WRUP: Introducing some new garbage you can buy edition

Folks, how long has it been since you bought something? Is it long enough that you're starting to actually examine your life and ask...
Sorry!

WRUP: Sorry about the manatees edition

We're just sorry about this. We're sorry about everything related to manatees. We're sorry that these things aren't really all that cute, looking like...
THE FINAL DOOT

WRUP: The revolution will be available in audio formats edition

Folks, we know that people have been upset about the idea that the revolution will not be televised. Thus, we've made sure that the...
lol

WRUP: Sycamore is a really funny word edition

Seriously, look at that word. Sick-a-more. What a weird word. A lot of words stop sounding real when you say them a bunch of...
There's no relief.

WRUP: The final shade of Sycamore House edition

Despite the shades we had found in Sycamore house, I was still uneasy. There was more to be found, I insisted, driven as much...
There's no relief.

WRUP: The third shade of Sycamore House edition

The third shade evaded us for weeks. It looked small and vulnerable, more like the suggestion of something small than an actual small person;...
There's no relief.

WRUP: The second shade of Sycamore House edition

The second shade was neither hostile nor evasive; at first glance it seemed friendly and articulate. To a casual observer it appeared to be...
There's no relief.

WRUP: The first shade of Sycamore House edition

The first shade of Sycamore House made no attempt to evade us. It squatted, spherical and shimmering, directly in the first doorway we came...
Pinch.

WRUP: The jobs of the crabs I am attempting to keep in my downstairs bathroom edition

Towel Crab: This crab's job is to bring guests hand towels to dry their hands after using the bathroom. He is performing this task...

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