weekend

Time is on my side, after a fashion.

WRUP: How to say hello edition

When coming back home from work: "Honey, I'm home!" When coming back home from work but you are not married and live alone: "Honey, I'm...
But on a phone. A phone.

WRUP: Dark Warblade Night Fire Of Death Chapter 46 edition

Editor's note: When Eliot was asked to write this week's edition of What Are You Playing, he responded by suggesting that everyone could...
I don't know what I was expecting but it wasn't this.

WRUP: All the flavors edition

Hello peoples. This is What Are You Playing. Here are all of the flavors. Red juicy fruit Red pointy fruit Red very pointy...
the juice

WRUP: Let us drink the Juice edition

Let us drink the Juice. Let us. Drink the Juice. The Juice. We desire the Juice. Give us all of the Juice and let...
This failed for lots of reasons, let's be real.

WRUP: Lex Luthor All-Star Racing edition

Introducing the new hit crossover kart racing game, Lex Luthor All-Star Racing! How many characters can you play? Just one, Lex Luthor! You can...
I reckon not.

WRUP: Ol’ Jeb ain’t been the same what since he bought that pear tree edition

Nope, I tell you, it ain't no lie. Been living next door to Ol' Jeb near on fifty years now, I reckon, but the...
This took some work.

WRUP: Frankly you all should be thanking me for the scope of problems I have caused edition

I understand that there are some people upset at the sheer scope of problems that my reckless actions have caused. However, I think that...

WRUP: Further firsts for the Marvel Cinematic Universe edition

All right, so now Avengers: Endgame has proven that not only could this franchise survive for a decade, it can successfully reach a satisfying...
Sure, why not.

WRUP: Dice ships, a wholly untested game edition

Dice Ships is a game in which you and your opponent take turns rolling a whole bunch of dice and shooting at one another....
I'm walkin' on, um, sky.

WRUP: Star Wars: They Decided To Make Another One Edition

Gosh, it turns out they're making another Star Wars movie! I'm surprised. I'd have thought that with an Avengers movie happening in a couple...
This is a guard.

WRUP: The ultimate pointless logic test edition

Before you are several doors, each of which has a guard in front of it. You are allowed to ask any question of the...
Yes.

WRUP: Things you can glue to your car edition

You can glue lots of stuff to your car. Here's a list of some of the things you can glue to your car. A...
Go for it.

WRUP: New drinks served at your local bar edition

The Frosty MacMurphy: Take one part Scotch, one part eggnog, one part motor oil, and one part expired eggnog. Put all of that stuff...
Welcome to priority town.

WRUP: Massively Overpowered new hero overview patch 5.3.2 edition

After several years, the metagame for Massively Overpowered has gotten stale, so we've decided to carefully rebalance our characters for increased engagement. But then...
Llook out, Llary! It's the llandlllord!

WRUP: Of course something is going wrong with the joke machine edition

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Why did the road cross the chicken? Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging? A: How...
staple-snap!

WRUP: Completely acceptable jokes edition

Q: What's a cow's favorite musical genre? A: Moo-town! Q: Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? A: He wanted to see time fly! Q:...
It goes clicky.

WRUP: This post was not written by a neural network edition

Well, folks, I'm sorry. I strongly hinted in the last intro that the next installment of What Are You Playing would be written...
sword

WRUP: The song of Demon Joe who thought an axe was a sword edition

Sit down my friends, and hear a tale of a demon they named Joe, It's a lame name for a demon, I think, but that's...
Help.

WRUP: Movies you could not make today edition

Casablanca: Humphrey Bogart is exceptionally dead and thus can no longer star in this movie, which means that it would no longer have its...
Kittens!

WRUP: Superpositional mockery edition

Good morning, dear readers. At this time, one of two things has happened. The first possibility is that I was up to watch the...

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