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Not quite a werewolf.

WRUP: You have $15 to explain why you aren’t a werewolf edition

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For $1: "Werewolves aren't real." "I'm just not." "Why are you asking me this?" "Already a vampire." "Mange." For $3: "Werewolves are real but they're...
Wom

WRUP: The story of the wombat edition

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Once upon a time there was a wombat. This wombat's name was Simon Birchson. Everyone thought this wombat was very cute and nicely rotund,...

WRUP: cmon five more minutes edition

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cmon five more minutes. gimme five more minutes. just gimme five minutes. just need five minutes. give me five minutes. only five minutes. demanding...
Trashy.

WRUP: Excerpt from my autobiography, ‘The Sushi Bar Will Never Open,’ available everywhere books aren’t sold on February 30 edition

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Chapter 3: "But I Never Asked About The Walrus" At this point, my options were basically limited to either buying my way into college, buying...
Bee Soda: AHHHH BEES

WRUP: Beekeeping strategies edition

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DON'T: Yell at your bees. DO: Yell encouraging things at flowers while making it clear that the yelling is not directed at the bees. DON'T: Throw...
Uh.

WRUP: Advantages and Disadvantages edition

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Advantages: Double-jointed (5 points) Triple-jointed (10 points) My limbs are covered in joints like one of those snakes you could get at a carnival...
There's no relief.

WRUP: Memories edition

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Now that we're done with What Are You Playing, we can look back at some of the great memories this column has produced over...
Bye

WRUP: Absolutely the final WRUP ever (we mean it really seriously) edition

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Well, folks, it's been a lot of fun doing all of these columns. We've laughed, we've cried, we've done that thing where we laugh...
Years and years.

WRUP: Magical riddles from this quest where my answers totally counted even if they were weird so get off my case edition

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That troll who obviously wanted the answer to be "time" but actually phrased it so that "your mom" is a valid response: Look, he...
merr crismas

WRUP: The ultimate fates of all the neighborhood Christmas trees edition

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The Douglas household: Thrown in the garbage. The Foster household: Thrown in the garbage. The Michaels household: Thrown in the garbage. The Johannsen household: Artificial; will be...
Wow, that was truly a Star War

WRUP: All I want for Christmas is a very large number of things edition

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I don't want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree A little...
I ride this on the stage.

WRUP: Motorcycle fighter prestige class edition

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Base Requirements: Probably should be some. The presence of motorcycles is important. Let's just say +5 BAB? Hit Dice: Oh, yeah, those are super important,...
H A M B U R G E R

WRUP: Transcript of pouring out an entire bottle of ketchup on a hamburger edition

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Act I: The beginning. Click. Whoosh. Squirt, squirt, squiiiiiiiiiiiiirt. Whoosh. Squirt! Squirt squirt squirt squirt. Whoosh. Squiiiiiiiiiiirt. Whoosh. Squirt, blorp. Whoosh. Act II: The burping. Squirt, blorp,...
lips

WRUP: Reasons you should not punch a goat edition

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Goats are our friends. Goats provide milk which may be turned into soft and delicious cheeses. It's really more unusual to think of...
Yes, I expect to be wrong at this point.

WRUP: The oral history of WRUP edition

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Narrator: It's the story of a column... that is only about what people are planning to play for the weekend. Eliot: The inspiration came to...
I'll show you, sort of.

WRUP: Things Kyle has done that are total power moves this week edition

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Told Mrs. Greenfield he didn't care about solving an equation: You could really tell that she didn't know what to say to that and...

WRUP: Googly eyes

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So! That was a week. Since we are all super mature adults here, we're going to spend the traditional Saturday morning What Are You Playing talking...

WRUP: Wither bird edition

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he came to me he came to me though I was afraid my fear and anxiety have ruled my life and it has been so consuming upon...
Banjo music.

WRUP: Who is the big stupid dumpster man edition

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Wyatt: A big stupid man who lives in a dumpster, Wyatt is a strong candidate whom we should all consider for this. Liam: If anyone...
Like caw.

WRUP: The alphabet of bird edition

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A is for albatross. B is for blue jay. C is for cardinal. D is for dodo. E is for emu. F is for...

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