Banjo music.

WRUP: Old Rancid Mike’s Vile Garbage Salad edition

Back in 1844, a man named Michael Harrington took over a small storefront in Queens, NY with a simple goal: To serve gullible idiots...
Yeah, no.

WRUP: Yes these are all of the good words edition

As a long-time professional... write... person... writeranarian? Write-maker. As a professional for whatever my field is called, some people think it is my job...
hotline bling

WRUP: All of my cell phone’s notification sounds edition

Email (Work): The sound of a man smashing his fist through a plate-glass window followed by a series of epithets making it entirely...

WRUP: Cynthia’s report about hedgehogs has raised some concerns among the faculty edition

Look, Cynthia is a bright eight-year old. All of us know that. But the thing is... well, some of us among the faculty have...

WRUP: Things Kyle’s mom does not actually let him do edition

Stay up as late as he wants: Kyle's mom has a bedtime for him that's actually earlier than yours. Kyle is just a little......
Thanks, I hate it.

WRUP: Has the whole world gone crazy checklist edition

STEP 1: Assessing the world Does the world appear to have gone crazy? If YES, go to Step 2 If NO, CHECKLIST COMPLETE STEP 2: Assessing the cause...

WRUP: What’s in the Forgetting Closet edition

Last week's car bill: This is how I save so much money on my car loan. The company forgets they sent it and then...

WRUP: My Internet was out all night so all you get are some facts about piccolos edition

Yep, my Internet was out all night when this would normally have been written. Thus, you will have to enjoy this list of facts...

WRUP: See the puppet show that’s too hot for Arby’s edition

Yes! It's true! Live for however long it takes for McDonald's to kick me out, it's the puppet show that's too hot for Arby's!...
Not this.

WRUP: How to cook a quiche

Ingredients: 1 refrigerated pie crust, 6 large eggs, 3/4 cup of whole milk, 3/4 teaspoon salt, 1/4 teaspoon black pepper, 1 1/2 cups shredded...

WRUP: Upcoming trends from movie studios edition

Warner Bros: Having watched every single attempt at its franchises completely fail to gain any serious traction, Warner Bros ultimately decides to throw up...
Harley left a long time ago.

WRUP: Rejected Joker schemes to kill Batman with rejection notes edition

Scheme from H. Mortimer: "Develop a new time-delayed explosive that are placed in cakes throughout the city. While Batman is trying to collect the...
Ham ham ham ham ham.

WRUP: This sentence, translated back and forth between languages, is this week’s What Are You Playing edition

This sentence, translated back and forth between languages, is this week's What Are You Playing. This sentence, translated between languages ​​and so forth,...
Be kind

WRUP: Recent movies that I have watched edition

Quigley Down Under: Sometimes you have a movie that you only half-remember from when you were younger and you don't really know if it...
Well, yes.

WRUP: Which stupid things did Eliot pre-order edition

As you may know, San Diego Comic-Con is currently taking place, which means that all of the world is planning out which superhero movies...
Still crazy after all these years.

WRUP: Things you are probably typing incorrectly edition

Dungeons and Dragons: This is incorrect. The title should always be spelled with an ampersand. Whopper Juniors: Thanks to an overly pedantic joke I will...
Badging like you do.

WRUP: What are badgers edition

Badgers are back in the news, at least if you follow informative news sources which are talking about badgers. But what are badgers? How...

WRUP: Super Mario Maker 2 review edition

In Super Mario Maker 2 you can theoretically make a fun Mario level for you and your friends to play, according to the back...
This is a guard.

WRUP: College roommate problem form

Hello, and thank you for contacting the school's department of housing assistance. We understand that you're having some problems with your roommate. Please anonymously...
Time is on my side, after a fashion.

WRUP: How to say hello edition

When coming back home from work: "Honey, I'm home!" When coming back home from work but you are not married and live alone: "Honey, I'm...