FACT: Cows are mammals.
FACT: Cows can drop Leather, Beef, Milk, Horns, and Enchanted Weapons when slain. Note that in order to wield any Enchanted Weapons dropped by cows, you must first pray at the Cow Totem located in the Underfarm. The drop rate is approximately 7.5% per kill.
FACT: Cows are the only mammals known to be immune to Dr. Mephisto’s Mind-Ray, as demonstrated in Issue #201 of the Legion of Dudes. Shifter was not controlled by the Mind-Ray due to turning into a cow earlier in the same issue for an unrelated bet with a Lutheran priest.
FACT: Without cows we would not have cheese, and without cheese would we really be living?
FACT: Brie is the best cheese. No single cheese is suitable for every occasion, but science has proven that brie is the best, followed closely by gruyere. Gouda is consistently rated 21st in all tests despite no scientific rationale, no matter how many cheeses you test. Modern physics cannot explain this conundrum.
FACT: Cows.
Bonus question: What website do you regularly visit that you would be happy to no longer feel a need to visit?
​Andrew Ross (@dengarsw): Outside of the usual exercise games, Monster Hunter Rise: Sunbreak will get some attention. Mostly when I got Berry Safe, because online folks are dying a lot and my usual partner’s been busy, sigh.
Possibly certain other gaming websites, but probably Twitter too. Half the useful stuff is essentially advertising a lot of game companies do instead of (or even before) sending media mailers. As I frequently tell my friends, most social media is advertising in disguise. I’ll leave it at that.
Brianna Royce (@nbrianna, blog): It’s the last weekend of summer in my house as my kids finally head back to school after Labor Day, so I’m gonna spend some of it with them and then some of it being a hobbit in Lord of the Rings Online too.
Twitter, followed by the CDC dashboard.
Chris Neal (@wolfyseyes, blog): I’m ever closer to max rank for my Final Fantasy XIV Island Sanctuary, so there will certainly be some of that as well as an ongoing drive to beating older raid content. Outside of MMO land, Ooblets fully released and I intend to swim around in it’s kind of cute.
If Twitter went away forever I would be so much happier. Bonus if I also forgot all of the things from it in that removal.
Eliot Lefebvre (@Eliot_Lefebvre, blog): Honestly I mostly plan to play a game for review and chill when I have the time this weekend, check in on my Island Sanctuary daily in FFXIV and mostly relax where I can. It’s going to be a busy weekend, you see.
It’ll be really nice when I don’t need to look at LinkedIn on a daily basis, not going to lie. A close second would probably be social media in general; my life got intensely better once I got rid of Facebook.
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