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WRUP: Taylor Swift throws the first football at the Superbowl edition
Before any contest for initial possession of the football begins, a visibly tired Taylor Swift walks onto the field wearing sweatpants, a loose blouse...
WRUP: How to get ham from snakes edition
All right so I'm not actually sure what you need to learn here. For one thing, ham is a meat that comes from pigs....
WRUP: Chuweo edition
Hey everyone, I know that generally speaking these entries for What Are You Playing are just ridiculous and you can totally ignore them if...
WRUP: A spectacular story about Lyle with help from Wikipedia edition
Lyle is a great guy who was born in Scotland in 1987! Scotland is a country that is part of the United Kingdom. Wait,...
WRUP: Learn Portuguese by assuming that every language you don’t know is probably the same edition
Hello. My name is Stanley Seagull. Like many of you, I have long wished that I knew Portuguese so that I could speak with...
WRUP: Last WRUP and testament edition
I, Eliot Lefebvre, being exceedingly depressed for so many very valid reasons and a couple of wholly speculative ones which sort of torpedoes "sound...
WRUP: The Realistic New Year’s Resolution 2024 product guide edition
Six Weeks Of Gym Membership (#773398-11A)
You are going to promise yourself that this is the year you finally find working out not to be...
WRUP: The walker of the holidays edition
It's late at night when you hear the sound outside your window, and you stir. You couldn't tell someone why if they asked. Realistically,...
WRUP: Haven’t got a clue edition
My cats probably don't really know much of anything about me. They know who I am; I've been in their lives for the majority...
WRUP: For financial reasons this will now be a SuperWhoLock blog specifically during this column every week from now on edition
Well, folks, we messed up. We agreed to the terms for Chris and me to both get the Daily Croissant Delivery Service promotion, but...
WRUP: Bones I have stolen edition
The bone that the schnauzer next door was playing with
When it occurred: About half an hour ago
Why I did it: If I can't be...
WRUP: No, it’s the children who are wrong edition
And now, a special message from our favorite writer, Brick Moneyshield:
Recently, I have invited a great deal of controversy from my article in which...
WRUP: Which members of the high school science department can be beaten with the Ice Beam edition
Mr. Palmer: You're wondering if you can beat a 60-year-old man who hasn't walked all that well since he got hit by a car...
WRUP: Lizardman Ronald owes me more than a thousand dollars edition
This is not a joke. Ronald of Oceanside, NY, also know to his friends as "Lizardman," officially owes me $1,280 due to services...
WRUP: Pizzazz edition
dang it hold on, hold on, hold on we need some kinda expansions announcement let me fish in my pocket. Got some stuff in...
WRUP: This is horror edition
You touch the thin layer of dust on the dresser. This is reality.
In films, the house is polluted with malevolent spirits beyond time and...
WRUP: Sleeping is going absolutely fine edition
I'm definitely not having any trouble sleeping. Sleep comes easily. There is absolutely no problem when I lay down and attempt to sleep. I...
WRUP: Become a roost for hundreds to thousands of bats with our new Man-to-Cave transformation system edition
Men! Are you struggling to attract a mate? Do other people find you boorish and obnoxious? Are you unable to change this because your...
WRUP: How to cook like we did in the old country edition
First, I come into your home. You let me into your home, yes? My name is good; you do not need to know it....
WRUP: A night with Spiders Georg edition
Massively Overpowered: Let's start with the obvious question. Do you really eat over ten thousand spiders every single day?
Spiders Georg: Oh, no, that's certainly...
