Conan Exiles is being brought to Asian territories (to the tune of ‘Beauty and the Beast’)

Korea and Japan are places you can game,
Singapore, Hong Kong, Thailand and Taiwan;
Ignoring them is lame.

As Conan Exiles moves closer to release,
Funcom has revealed a localizing deal,
Conan’s going east.

On PlayStation 4,
Also on PC,
Digital in form
Each one will conform
To May 8th’s release…

There’s naught that’s been said on content that might change;
Release date in Japan is still not fully planned,
But “summer” will not change.

Folks across the world will hopefully be pleased;
Build a house that’s long, maybe see a dong,
Conan’s going east.
Build a house that’s long, maybe see a dong,
Conan’s going east.

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François Verret

You nearly made me spit out my coffee.

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K38FishTacos

This worries me. I live in the “The East.” On the one hand, it would mean better ping. On the other hand, I hope they don’t region-lock. When Funcom launched AoC in Korea (which failed ultimately), I lost access to my original AoC account.

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Duey Bear

Eliot is in his happy place, all is right with the world.

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Ben Rubinstein

*slowclap*

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camren_rooke

No O Fortuna?

*clears throat

mi mi mi mi mi

CO NAN
GOES EAST!

CO NAN
GOES EAST!

HONG KONG AND THAILAND!
TAIWAN AND JAPAN!
KOREEEEAAAA AND
SING AHHH PORE!

RELEASE DATE NEARS!
MAY 8TH IT SEEMS
FOR ALL BUUUUUUT JA PAN!

ON PS4!
AND THE PC!
JA PAN WILL BE
IN SUMMERRRRRR!

CO NAN
GOES EAST!

CO NAN
GOES EAST!

NO CON TENT CHANGE!

LOOT MANY SACKS!

BUILD MANY SHACKS!

ALL IN BROWN!

DON’T SHOW YOG

YOUR DONG!

*insane flauting

*drum roll

*cymbals crashing

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johnwillo

If Yog doesn’t show me his, I won’t show him mine. Probably.

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kgptzac

I was looking for a dangling participle!