If the dragon has four legs and two wings, it’s a dragon. If it has two rear legs and wings instead of front legs, it’s a wyvern. If it has four legs and no wings, but a long curving body, it’s an Eastern dragon. If it has no wings and no legs, it’s a wyrm. If it has four legs and four wings, it’s two wyverns glued together frantically struggling to separate themselves. If it has four wings and no legs, it’s a boss in a Final Fantasy game. Probably. There has to be something like that in one game or another, right?
If it has four legs, no wings, and a normal body, it’s a drake. If it has two legs, two arms, and was born in Canada in 1986, it’s Drake. If it has four wheels and is made of metal, it’s a car. If it has four legs and two wings and converts into a robot, it’s Megatron. If it has four wings where legs should be and two legs where wings should be, it is a crime against nature. If it has lots of heads it is a hydra. If it has no head it is a corpse. If it is What Are You Playing you should tell us your weekend plans in the comments.
Andrew Ross (@dengarsw): E3 research has begun. It’s interesting to see who I have (and haven’t) heard back from. Gotta prep for that though. Pokemon Go will probably happen so I see sunlight, and maybe Splatoon 2 in the evenings if I feel like I’ve gotten enough work done but can’t quite sleep yet. Really wishing I could give Sea of Thieves and even Overwatch some time though!
Brianna Royce (@nbrianna, blog): Video games! It’s gonna be great to have a weekend where I can really play. I’ve been playing some Trove already, and I ducked into Ultima Online to clean some stuff up to maybe deactivate my account for a little while. We’ll see – I may chicken out of that. But definitely Trove – the whole fam is subbed right now.
Eliot Lefebvre (@Eliot_Lefebvre, blog): Oh, you know how it is; Final Fantasy XIV, Final Fantasy XI, maybe some other Final Fantasy titles because I’m on a roll or something. That should pretty well fill up my weekend between finishing up our house purchase and doing other things with my wife.
Justin Olivetti (@Sypster, blog): Who isn’t playing some Fallout something right now in preparation for Fallout 76? I am, I am! Might be time to actually finish a full playthrough of Fallout 4, so I’m loading that back up. Otherwise, some random adventures in Star Trek Online, World of Warcraft, and Secret World Legends are lined up. And Bless Online… AHAHAHA just kidding. I wouldn’t touch that trashpile.