MassivelyOP’s Weirdest MMO Stories of 2019: Gamer goo

    
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MassivelyOP’s Weirdest MMO Stories of 2019: Gamer goo

Today we’re continuing our countdown of Massively OP’s weirdest MMORPG stories of 2019!

Coming in at #2 on our list is…

Gamer-oriented ‘Gamer Goo’ lotion vows to ‘banish sweaty palms for good’

Sometimes the headlines really do write themselves. Yes, this is a product we stumbled across called Gamer Goo, which the company behind it markets as “the world’s only dedicated gaming lotion” to helping people not get sweaty palms. While gaming, of course. All the marketing seems to embrace how ridiculous it is; a company rep even stopped by our comments to say hello. A quick peek at the ingredients even led me to declare it “not the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen.” And definitely a hilarious stocking stuffer.

We’ve got one more weird story for countdown tomorrow, and don’t forget to check out our annual MMORPG awards and our blooper awards!

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Life_Isnt_Just_Dank_Memes

Vanilla Sugar is my fave scent because that’s the name of my favorite stripper.

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Armsbend

All of my jokes were going to get deleted almost immediately.

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Danny Smith

When the ‘premium quality gamer girl bathwater’ gets stuck in transit for too long and congeals into its stage two form.

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Utakata

…I still can’t get it out of mind it’s something used for those…err, one handed internet surfers. /eww :(

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Bryan Correll

If it helps, this stuff is supposed to keep your palms dry.

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Bryan Correll

I’d happily forgotten about this one.

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cursedseishi

And definitely a hilarious stocking stuffer.

The true question is…

Did Bree or Eliot or anyone else, MOP Staff or MOP’pers, find their stockings stuffed with the goo come Christmas? That statement sounds awfully like an empirically stated fact rather than opinion, and I demand seeing the testing and results…!

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Bruno Brito

After coochie bathwater, i don’t get surprised anymore.